This has to be one of the most amusing fics I've ever read. Such great lines:
“Wait. Wait, are you honestly trying to trade sexual favors for my Snack Pack?” He couldn’t help but wonder if it extended beyond pudding, though, and he asked McKay, casual tone in total opposition of the fierce chanting and high, hot bonfires surrounding them, “So. What if I had some pie?” which wouldn’t have been all that bad if he hadn’t been half-high on painkillers at the time and if he hadn’t insisted on calling him ‘Major Scrappy.’ Dried food, spit, and chapped lips really weren’t supposed to be sexy. He was sure of it.
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Date: 2005-12-20 11:10 am (UTC)“Wait. Wait, are you honestly trying to trade sexual favors for my Snack Pack?”
He couldn’t help but wonder if it extended beyond pudding, though, and he asked McKay, casual tone in total opposition of the fierce chanting and high, hot bonfires surrounding them, “So. What if I had some pie?”
which wouldn’t have been all that bad if he hadn’t been half-high on painkillers at the time and if he hadn’t insisted on calling him ‘Major Scrappy.’
Dried food, spit, and chapped lips really weren’t supposed to be sexy. He was sure of it.
Just completely brilliant. And the puppets too.