pants to match

My father-in-law is deaf - and he never wears his hearing aids, so he just sits there like an enormous lump - occasionally interjecting random World War II facts into conversation (he's a retired history teacher). My mother-in-law is fine but it's taken me 8 years to get to the point where I can have a conversation with her, though. Two more opposite people there never were. My brother-in-law has severe ADD and often doesn't take his medication.

It's not so bad now we live in different countries ;) If all else fails, I advise moving far, far away.