Hmmm.... I'd put these on my LJ, but I'm just too damn lazy at the moment... plus, stuff keeps screwing up on my LJ. As Jess_Bot: Married to Ethan Hawke, met at a party, have 8 children, live in China in a country house and we are best known for argueing all the time.
As Jess (what I usually go by): Married to Karl Urban (Eomer in Lord of the Rings, the hot brother of Boromier), met in the woman's toilets *grins*, have 2 children, live in Australia in an attic and are best known for our wild sex romps everywhere and anywhere... *bigger grin*
As Jessica: Married to Billy Boyd (PIPPIN!!!), met online, have 5 children, live in Ireland with 5 children in a country house and are best known for our wild sex romps. (My personal favourite... Pippin, *swoon*)
As Jessica Mattin: Married to Orlando Bloom, met in a Bridal Shop, have 8 children, live in Scotland in a farm house and are best known for the sexy picture we did for Maxim.
As Jessica Lee Mattin(full name): Married to Vincent Kartheiser (used to like him until he was Connor), met in a bridal shop, have 8 children, live in Russia in a bungalow and are best known for throwing away all our cash.
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Date: 2004-12-09 03:29 pm (UTC)As Jess_Bot: Married to Ethan Hawke, met at a party, have 8 children, live in China in a country house and we are best known for argueing all the time.
As Jess (what I usually go by): Married to Karl Urban (Eomer in Lord of the Rings, the hot brother of Boromier), met in the woman's toilets *grins*, have 2 children, live in Australia in an attic and are best known for our wild sex romps everywhere and anywhere... *bigger grin*
As Jessica: Married to Billy Boyd (PIPPIN!!!), met online, have 5 children, live in Ireland with 5 children in a country house and are best known for our wild sex romps. (My personal favourite... Pippin, *swoon*)
As Jessica Mattin: Married to Orlando Bloom, met in a Bridal Shop, have 8 children, live in Scotland in a farm house and are best known for the sexy picture we did for Maxim.
As Jessica Lee Mattin(full name): Married to Vincent Kartheiser (used to like him until he was Connor), met in a bridal shop, have 8 children, live in Russia in a bungalow and are best known for throwing away all our cash.
... I love my name.
PIPPIN!!!!!
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Date: 2004-12-10 07:35 pm (UTC)