Randomly, it is Monday.

[skoosiepants]

Also randomly, why are there not more fics where Panic! and/or Fall Out Boy shrink to miniature size? Preferably Fall Out Boy, only because the short jokes would be HILARIOUS.

You know what's bad? When you sit and stare at the update screen for about ten minutes and can't think of anything to say. Why post at all, right? It is possible that I am the most boring person ever. I don't even have any amusing animal anecdotes. Except my brother came over to feed Steve the moray eel yesterday. I love Steve. Steve is super cool.

Er. I don't even have any snippets for you, since my Winnie-the-Pooh fic is for a challenge. However, seriously, Brendon is awesome as Tigger.

I am still waiting patiently for someone to write me Mikey/JT. They could meet outside a bar! Mikey could be all wry and quiet and Justin could be all I'M A SUPER STAR and it would be AWESOME okay? Justin would have trouble placing exactly where he's seen Mikey before, and then Frank could come bounding out to find Mikey, and Mikey just leaves Justin there all scratching-head like, with maybe a little enigmatic smile, and I'm not going to say no to some p0rn, but there could also be a delicious Justin-is-sort-of-stalking-Mikey PLOT which would involve creepy!threatening!cutefuzzybrother!Gerard (because his smile, people, you just want to pinch his cheeks!) and random-evil-eye!Ray and specialgueststar!Chris Kirkpatrick appearing in a role of your choosing! Maybe JC could be all hi-Gerard! with some dreamy smiles that confuse the hell out of him (hold me back, I'm visualizing Gerard/JC now) But seriously, WORK WITH ME HERE!

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[imogenedisease.livejournal.com]

Now I'm thinking of pocket Patrick. Like, he's the only one who gets shrunk, and Pete wants to hide him in his pocket, but Patrick yells at him squeakily and slaps at his hands and maybe bites him, and is much appeased by Andy carrying him everywhere. At least then he can see and isn't in the same place of honour as Pete's iphone.

Joe just thinks he's having the best high ever.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

If you write me tiny-biting-Patrick I will LOVE YOU FOREVER. Oh my god. Patrick bites and he can literally FIT IN POCKETS. *flails*

[imogenedisease.livejournal.com]

Andy isn't entirely sure this isn't just a bad dream. Pete's prodding at Patrick, who is tiny, and Patrick's yelling at him, sort of squeaky and high pitched and quiet.

"C'mon, let me put you in my pocket. You'll be safe!"

Andy thinks Patrick says 'Leave me alone', but he can't be sure.

"No just," and then Pete's scooping Patrick up, and and Patrick's flailing, little legs kicking at Pete's palm. Pete's laughing at him, but he stops abruptly. "Did you just bite me?" he asks.

Patrick looks kind of smug.

"Dude, you bit me," Pete says, sounding insulted. Andy rolls his eyes, stepping in and carefully picking Patrick up from his place in Pete's hands.

"You can sit in my hands, kay?" Andy asks, and Patrick nods, before hiking his thumb up. Andy raises him, and Patrick speaks, still squeaky but clear.

"Andy, I'm tiny."

It takes all the self-control Andy has not to comment, but he doesn't. Joe comes in, looking sort of bleary, and abruptly stops.

"Patrick? Patrick buddy is that you?"

Andy spends the next hour keeping Joe from accidentally squishing Patrick. It's harder than it sounds.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Dude. That is *flails* TINY PATRICK!!! You rock so hard for this.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

*flails*

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, if I thought I could do it any justice, I would write it for you. But I sort of fail. And I'm getting way too distracted by the thought that I want to lick the part of my computer where your icon is.

Mmmmmmm, Patrick Stump. Delicious.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

ALSO. Gerard/JC would destroy the world. Or, at least someone's closet. Because, holy shit. Can you imagine the fights over mirror space? The battle over who gets to have what on the counter?! THE AMOUNT OF HAIR PRODUCT?! The fights over clothes? Gerard with his skeleton pajamas and JC with his pink shirts and no. I'm serious, Skoosie, that pairing would make the world implode.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE MUST WRITE THIS THOUGH! I can't believe no one has taken up this challenge!!!! clash of the popslash/bandslash!!!

*unlurks*

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Not quite written to the challenge, but the Gerard / JC (if you're still interested) exists in 20,000 words + porny glory:

http://tasteofpoison.inkubation.net/viewseries.php?seriesid=17

It's Eight Times, at the bottom, but the entire series is a must-read, it's simply amazing.

Re: *unlurks*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*laughs* thanks for the link! I've read that bit of the series already, but it's always good re-read :)

[carta.livejournal.com]

Dude, that whole last paragraph is worlds colliding. Grandfatherly popslash meeting the young whipper-snapper bandslash, or something.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

It would be mindbendingly awesome!

[carta.livejournal.com]

I have this mental image of JC sniffing at the Panic guys, all "bitch, please, they were writing gay sex about us over a decade ago."

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I would kill to see that in some sort of Panic!-discovers-slash type fic. Hee. Oh my god, now I'm giggling over Brendon and Jon writing a popslash fic and then meeting JC and being all giggly themselves. hee. I'm so lame.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

i love your brain. full stop.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hee! These are the things I think up while sitting at work, staring at the wall :)

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

dude, that's awesome. more staring at walls!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

SKOOSIE. SKOOSIE, GUESS WHAT? MIKEYWAY IS ACTUALLY A GIRL.

No, really!!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d10/_rayla_/mikeychick1s.jpg

How is it possible that this picture is not in every single MCR or Mikey Way picspam? How is it possible that I have not seen this picture before?!

[nellifer.livejournal.com]

What. the. hell.

Dude is that a manip? Tell me that is a manip. I mean, yes, I can see cock and balls....but it could be someone else's fruit basket WTF MIKEY WAY.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

I just. *flails* I don't know! I was just minding my own (actually, not really, since I was gossip reading) business on the ohnotheydidnt community and BAM! there it was!!

What's really funny is that some commenter was like 'What's that between her- oh.'

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

the photobucket image has expired, but if it's mikey in the striped dress with the hoop earrings, it is indeed a manip. XD

mcrumorcontrol

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

okay, so it's a manip, yes, but that is STILL SO DISTURBING!!! Hahahahhahaah

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Dude. I almost swallowed my tongue when I first caught glimpse of it, no joke.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

It's such a good manip!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

I know. But it's. It's kind of sad that sort of took some convincing to really believe that it was a manip. I mean. I was surprised but on the other hand. I wasn't that surprised. A little part of me went, Oh, haha, Mikeyway. Way to go the way of Wentz, silly boy.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I know, me too. It's sort of almost expected of these guys!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

You know what I really, really want to see, though? Pictures of Gerard, when he went in drag that one day in art school. You would think he'd take pictures of it- to prove to Mikey he really did it, or something, but not one google image search has turned anything up.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

That would be so awesome. I'm sure if he had taken pictures, he would've been smart enough to get rid of them a long time ago.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Yeah, unfortunately. Or maybe he gave them to his mother, and then one day Frank found them, and he stole them, because uh, yes, and his mother is now biding her time, trying to find the right oppertunity to approach Gerard about them missing.

Right, now that we've sort of exhausted the 'boys in frocks' topic, gander over at restriction's lj. Because there are pictures there that are good for the soul. Hugging! Crotch-hole-patching!

Is it just me, or since the whole engagement thing, Frank has seriously stepped up the gay? With what the kissing, the groping, the spanking, the hugging? Or is like summer the annual 'Be As Gay As Possible' time for them?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

That would be awesome if it were true. Or even just a story.

I have not been keeping up with photos but I do not doubt they are stepping up the gay just because it's summer :) Or maybe Frankie is just trying to make Gerard feel better! And lusted after!

[zhandae.livejournal.com]

*giggles insanely with you*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

It would make of puppies and awesomeness if people would write these things for me :)