this is my brain on decaf

Dear Hypertension,

You suck so hard. I mean, what do you think you're doing? You said you'd leave me the hell alone if I took those pills, but, but... my coffee! I hate you. I wish you'd just die already and take your stinkin' fruit and vegetables and exercise with you.

phffffft,
SP

Dear Coffee,

I love you. I *points to self* love you *points to mug*

Never forget that.

xoxoxoxo,
Skoosie

Dear New Edition: All the Number Ones CD,

The repeat button got stuck. I swear, it wasn't my fault. zomg, I love you Can You Stand the Rain (Under The Lamp post - Quiet Storm Mix)! U + Me = 4evah!!!

that girl is poison,
Skooz