New SGA Fic: One Simple Theme or, The One About Pancakes

Title: One Simple Theme, or, The One About Pancakes
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 9,700+
Summary: She said, “The journey will cost you nothing that you are not ready to give,” and blah blah blah, Rodney knew the spiel. Walk through, try not to insult anyone, indulge in a feast of mammoth proportions, try not to get drunk, make nice with the locals, try not to molest Colonel Sheppard. It was all pretty much standard.
This Fic Features: Momentous Pancakes, Crudely Drawn Conclusions, Possible Misuse of the Term 'Puppet Regime,' An Overabundance of Large Hairy Names, Best Friends Being Best Friends Forever, One or Two Actual Serious Parts, and - sadly - No Actual Sex.

A/N: chopchica wanted something non-au, and millefiori wanted a sex-change, and well. I maybe fudged it a bit. Also, I've realized I mainly just write scenes and then string them together with near invisible threads. Hopefully this story makes some sense anyway.

ETA: I keep fiddling with the title. *hates it*

( One Simple Theme or, The One About Pancakes )