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bandslash ficlet: How not to eat a cat
Mar. 5th, 2009 01:16 pmHow not to eat a cat | PG | 1000+ words
Bob/Joe, Frank, Mikey, Gerard, Ray
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nunshavingfun. Frank is TV's Alf. Kind of. What I remember most about that series is that Alf was constantly trying to eat Lucky the cat, only he kind of really loved him. So, whatever. This shit totally should not have been written. You've been warned.
( When Frank crash-lands on earth, he makes the most of it. Sure, his home planet is destroyed, he’s likely the only survivor, and sometimes he stares at his communication console – in patched together pieces, sitting in Bob’s garage – and thinks about all he’s lost, but generally he just hangs around with Joe, bugs the crap out of Bob, and commiserates with the dog about how much they both want to eat the cat. Sweet, delicious cat. )
Bob/Joe, Frank, Mikey, Gerard, Ray
I'm blaming
nunshavingfun. Frank is TV's Alf. Kind of. What I remember most about that series is that Alf was constantly trying to eat Lucky the cat, only he kind of really loved him. So, whatever. This shit totally should not have been written. You've been warned.( When Frank crash-lands on earth, he makes the most of it. Sure, his home planet is destroyed, he’s likely the only survivor, and sometimes he stares at his communication console – in patched together pieces, sitting in Bob’s garage – and thinks about all he’s lost, but generally he just hangs around with Joe, bugs the crap out of Bob, and commiserates with the dog about how much they both want to eat the cat. Sweet, delicious cat. )