stuff for friday

[skoosiepants]

* My One Crazy Summer AU is DONE and being beta'd. HOW EXCITING! I just have to edit the crap out of it, and edit even more crap out of my Just One Of The Guys AU and I'll have finished all of my summer challenge fics! Also, I'll get to post my Winnie The Pooh AU soon!

* I'm writing Bob the janitor, yes I am. I'm not sure how many school!verse elements are going to get into it, but it's definitely going to be Bob/Ryan. Something new and fun!

This is how our Day After Tomorrow conversation went last night:

J: You know, if this ever happened, we wouldn't be able to keep all the dogs.

Me: ...

J: except Chew, because you wouldn't let her out of your arms.

Me: what about the cats and Happy?

J: we'd eat them.

Me: ...

J: actually, we'd have to eat the dogs, too. Are you willing to eat ChewChew? Can you do that? Wait, no, I'm not going to lie to you here, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who's going to survive.

Me: ...

J: You have to be willing to eat the dogs, and you're not going to be, and then you're going to give up and I'm going to eat you.

Me: ...

J: Definitely. That's how it's going down.

Me: You'd eat me if I died?

J: I'd probably kill and eat you.

Me: Wait, you wouldn't even wait until I was dead?

J: You'd give up way before then. No sense waiting. You're almost dead at that point, anyway.

Me: *thinks* We have a wood burning stove in the basement. I think we can just barracade us and all the animals down there.

J: We could eat the fish.

Me: Sure.

J: There'd be no electricity and they'd die anyway.

Me: Okay.

J: And then we'd start in on the animals.

Me: You get that this movie happened within days, right? And then at the end everyone who'd stayed inside and warm were relatively okay? We won't have to eat any of the animals.

J: What'll we eat then? We'll need to eat.

Me: I think we can survive a few days without food. We can boil water from the fish tank on the wood burning stove. We'll be fine.

J: *thinks* Maybe.


J wants to kill and eat me in case of an emergency. That's love.

Comments

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

*nods seriously* True love, at that.

Congrats on the fic front!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Well, my 57 page Ryan crossing AU is kicking my ass, so that's not, you know, great news on the editing front, but other than that I'm happy with my fic turnout this month :)

lol

[belladonnaf66.livejournal.com]

OMG...I read this out loud to my son who has seen the movie a gazilion times and he laughed and said you must have an amazing friend to want to save you the pain of freezing to death..lol.

Re: lol

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm sure J's thinking with his stomach :)

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for both of those fics!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I'm like sitting on my hands waiting for the edits to come back. Hopefully I won't have to do massive rewrites!

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Hopefully not! Good luck!

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

THAT is so great. You guys. SO CUTE.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

HEE!

[keraha.livejournal.com]

Your fics sound basically seven thousand kinds of amazing. And hee, Bob/Ryan! I really cannot express how awesome that is. *g*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Janitor Bob! Teacher Ryan!

[ifylla.livejournal.com]

you know, in some cultures, the only honorable way to deal with a loved one's passing is to eat them.

course, this is normally after they've died.

also, his wanting to eat you is probably to keep others/the animals from eating you.

or maybe he thinks you're delicious.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

or maybe he thinks you're delicious. I'm betting on this one, because I totally am :)