Hey, hey, is there anyone here tonight?
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skoosiepantsJ is FOOTBALL CRAZY and I am bored.
Who wants to write me fic? I gave you two in a week, and ANOTHER ONE IS COMING ON TUESDAY RIGHT SO YOU LOVE ME y/y?
You know what I want? I want Brendon ROCKING A BERET! Yes, it would be DORKTASTIC, okay, just. Yes. Ryan would stare at him and he would act like Brendon was the stupidest boy ever except deep in his soul he would be JEALOUS that Brendon looks so FABULOUS in his beret! It probably started out plain black or something but Brendon went crazy with the sparkle glue stick and Jon might have taken him to AC Moore and it might have his name written on the front and possibly have a feather.
I would also enjoy a Country Music AU, even though I don't like country music, because Ryan would be awesome in a bar with his guitar singing songs about how his girlfriend shot his dog and left him for a woman or something. There could be line dancing. Think about it.
It could also be awesome if the boys were set loose in Walt Disney World like that episode of Full House or Step By Step or basically any show that aired on ABC in the 90s. I'm pretty sure that would be close to the greatest thing ever, what with Brendon and, oh my god, that talking trash can in Tomorrow Land. Brendon would have HOURS OF FUN with that thing.
Uh. Yeah. I need some entertainment here.
Who wants to write me fic? I gave you two in a week, and ANOTHER ONE IS COMING ON TUESDAY RIGHT SO YOU LOVE ME y/y?
You know what I want? I want Brendon ROCKING A BERET! Yes, it would be DORKTASTIC, okay, just. Yes. Ryan would stare at him and he would act like Brendon was the stupidest boy ever except deep in his soul he would be JEALOUS that Brendon looks so FABULOUS in his beret! It probably started out plain black or something but Brendon went crazy with the sparkle glue stick and Jon might have taken him to AC Moore and it might have his name written on the front and possibly have a feather.
I would also enjoy a Country Music AU, even though I don't like country music, because Ryan would be awesome in a bar with his guitar singing songs about how his girlfriend shot his dog and left him for a woman or something. There could be line dancing. Think about it.
It could also be awesome if the boys were set loose in Walt Disney World like that episode of Full House or Step By Step or basically any show that aired on ABC in the 90s. I'm pretty sure that would be close to the greatest thing ever, what with Brendon and, oh my god, that talking trash can in Tomorrow Land. Brendon would have HOURS OF FUN with that thing.
Uh. Yeah. I need some entertainment here.
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Date: 2007-09-01 11:45 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure this actually happened. Like, I wouldn't believe someone if they said it never did.
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Date: 2007-09-01 11:50 pm (UTC)I have a snippet for you, from something that isn't done.
Date: 2007-09-02 04:17 am (UTC)Ironic, for a guy trying to get his degree in the study of birds to be driven out of a country by them, but Pete genuinely loved birds; their song, beauty, intelligence, everything. Except Brendon Birds.
Fringillidae Urieous, or Brendon Birds, named after the discovering scientist's kid brother, where notorious for their shill, incessant screeching and penchant for stealing shiny things. They also turned up everywhere. Hiding in Pete's toilet, Pete's luggage, and on more than one occasion – after long nights partying with South American hotties of indiscriminate gender – Pete's pants.
They also liked to eat Pete's eyeliner. They'd steal his tubes and crack them open, or alternately, attempt to eat it off his face.
Pete got the hell outta Dodge before they got his last Lancôme Artliner.
Re: I have a snippet for you, from something that isn't done.
Date: 2007-09-02 05:51 am (UTC)