Hey, hey, is there anyone here tonight?

[skoosiepants]

J is FOOTBALL CRAZY and I am bored.

Who wants to write me fic? I gave you two in a week, and ANOTHER ONE IS COMING ON TUESDAY RIGHT SO YOU LOVE ME y/y?

You know what I want? I want Brendon ROCKING A BERET! Yes, it would be DORKTASTIC, okay, just. Yes. Ryan would stare at him and he would act like Brendon was the stupidest boy ever except deep in his soul he would be JEALOUS that Brendon looks so FABULOUS in his beret! It probably started out plain black or something but Brendon went crazy with the sparkle glue stick and Jon might have taken him to AC Moore and it might have his name written on the front and possibly have a feather.

I would also enjoy a Country Music AU, even though I don't like country music, because Ryan would be awesome in a bar with his guitar singing songs about how his girlfriend shot his dog and left him for a woman or something. There could be line dancing. Think about it.

It could also be awesome if the boys were set loose in Walt Disney World like that episode of Full House or Step By Step or basically any show that aired on ABC in the 90s. I'm pretty sure that would be close to the greatest thing ever, what with Brendon and, oh my god, that talking trash can in Tomorrow Land. Brendon would have HOURS OF FUN with that thing.

Uh. Yeah. I need some entertainment here.

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[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, hey! Guess what! My birthday was totally yesterday. I'm seventeen! *dances 17-year-old-dance*

ALSO: I totally found two sophmore girls that are into bandslash! Ahhh, it was so funny! the first day they mentioned MCR, I was like, Awww, ickle fangirls! And thought they were blissfully unaware of all the gay sexin' this fandom makes them do. BUT THEN. One girl let 'Frerard' slip, and while she immediately looked totally shifty, like, Oh Noes! My fandom revealed! I hope I don't have to explain this! I was like \o/! So then we got into a massive discussion about the whole thing. Made my week.

God, I fail so much at writing, Skoos. I wish I could write you fic, but I fail. I totally started writing, not seriously, but like this little add on to steromer's girl!fic a little while back, and while I really wanted to continue it, I. Ugh. Everything's a mess and sucky. :(

Your icon wins at life. *nods seriously*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I fail at remembering b-days! I hope yours was AWESOME though!

That's so cool to meet real life bandslashers! Are they into it all, or just MCR?

YOu should so continue your ficcing!!!!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It was pretty awesome- I got LotMS in the mail! A present from myself, lol.

Both, dude. *laughs* One of the girls looked at me all hopefully/cautiously, and was like, 'What about Peterick?'. I was like, oh, dude! MFEO! Then I had to explain MFEO, but that's okay. They're new and learning! *g*

Ugh. I just. I want to write something like, how they switch off duing the dishes at night, which really means it alteranates who gets off their ass and throws out the take out boxes, because none of them are fucking motivated at night to break out real plates, let alone actually cook. Only their mothers' and Ray's cooking gets the good plates; their mothers because they feel bad about living like slobs, and Ray's cooking because there is no way something that good can be done justice on paper plates. But mostly, it's just the two of them on the couch, watching Jon Stewart in their PJ's with cartons of whatever-the-fuck-Frankie's-picked-up, Gee's feet tucked under Frankie's legs, both of them eating with one hand because they've got their hands laced together. It makes chopsticks really difficult, but really, really fun. Or how Gee is a girl, okay, and at first Frankie was a little more than horrified about the amount of dirty laundry that accumelates over one week, Girls are supposed to be clean, she stresses, and Gee just rolls her eyes and points at her with her toothbrush. That, she says, is a lie that your mother told you to get you to clean your room, a vicious, vicious lie, Francesca Iero, before rinsing her toothbrush in the sink and then using it to stir her paint water. Frankie's left to eyeball the growing mountain of dirty laundry in the corner of their bedroom and wonder when it will be the day that it swallows her whole. Ray reckoned next Tuesday, but Frankie's totally got her money on like, 3:00. This afternoon.

So, er. Yeah.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

That is SO CUTE!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

*blushes* Thanks!

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

That is amaaazing. I hate that I have nobody to flail at IRL about all this stuff. Except my boyfriend. But that's mostly me going on and on about his brand new backup dancers and him going, "La la la, sure whatever...*nods*"

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

I totally meant Ryan Ross' brand new backup dancers, not my bf's.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHAH BUT IMAGINE THE FUN!! hee!

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

HA, yes! I would wear a necklace with a shiny 'S' on it and convince my friends to follow him around with me in matching outfits. WE WOULD HAVE DANCE MOVES. AND A LITTLE BOOMBOX THAT PLAYED HIS THEME SONG.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

THE BOOMBOX WOULD BE THE BEST PART!!! THERE SHOULD BE HANGING OUT ON STREET CORNERS AND BREAKDANCING ALSO

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

*giggles* God, my friends are so, so relieved I found some other people to gush about something they seriously care less about. I have gotten that reaction so many times its not even funny. The kind-of-listening-because-you're-my-friend-and-I-love-you, but-please-don't-expect-me-to-remember/care-about-this-later, sort of the thing.

They're so cute, too! I think they're kind of new to the fandom, which means they're doing a lot of general community scouring. I think I'll take pity on them in a while and link some writing journals to them, lol.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I don't even try to talk to anyone about this stuff :)