I had my first Pete Wentz dream!!

[skoosiepants]

Dudes, I never remember my dreams, but this morning I woke up and then went back to sleep and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED:

We're on a cruise ship! I sneaked my way into Bob and Andy's room! Okay, I have no idea why I was allowed in their room, but I was snuggled into their sofa and they were at a table? And then I was covertly watching them and they started kissing!! I flailed a little and then thought about ways I could take their picture without it seeming like I was taking their picture, but I was all comfy and sleepy on their couch, and the next thing I knew Pete Wentz was shaking me awake!! HE ESCORTED ME TO THE DOOR AND GAVE ME TWENTY BUCKS!!

Me: um, you really don't need to--
Pete: It's okay.
Me: *is at door, turns back around* well, yeah--oh. Oh, dude, you think I'm a hooker!
Pete: *...*
Me: *leans towards him* Dude, I'm a research scientist.
Pete: *...*
Me: *laughs and saunters away, keeps the twenty!*

And then it degenerated into me and my mom talking about Chewie having Congo Fever and my dad looking at tiny tuxes and saying stuff like "is this my fault he's so small?" that I have no idea about but!! PETE WENTZ THOUGHT I WAS A HOOKER! And I have no clue why I told him I was a research scientist, 'cause I'm not, but whatever.

Comments

[mojojessjo.livejournal.com]

DUDE! PETE WENTZ THOUGHT YOU WERE A HOOKER IN YOUR DREAMS! THAT DESERVES MANY, MANY LULZ!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

HE THOUGHT I WAS A TWENTY DOLLAR HOOKER!!! IT IS SO AWESOME!

[claudia79ad.livejournal.com]

In my dream I knew the formula for the viscosity of glue!
(please tell me you've seen Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion!)


Seriously, that's a great dream. I hope I dream about Bob and Andy making out someday.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I have totally seen that :)

It was pretty cool of them to make out like that in front of me *g*

[sinuous-curve.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Best. Dream. Ever. :D

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I remember being very very amused that he thought I was a 20 dollar hooker, seriously. It was awesome!

[sinuous-curve.livejournal.com]

But you were a twenty dollar hooker that Pete thought Andy and Bob paid for. So...that makes it better? :D

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO RIGHT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF IT THAT WAY! HEE!

[sinuous-curve.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[goodgolly-miss.livejournal.com]

That's amazing.
In the only Pete Wentz dream I've ever had, we were making out in my room at home(I'm not sure if that's awesome or totally gross) and my dorm mate from across the hall came in and was like "you guys need to keep it down, me and my boyfriend are trying to sleep over here". To which I said, "You don't live across from me at my house. Just at school. What are you doing here." And she stomped away in a huff.
The end.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHAHAHA you made out with Pete Wentz!!! That is kind of gross and awesome combined!

[roadtriphome.livejournal.com]

LMAO. You know what I thought he was paying you for? To keep quiet that Bob and Andy kissed. *grins* What hooker just hangs out on the couch while two guys kiss? Well, I guess maybe a $20 hooker.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

us twenty dollar hookers are lazy, HA!!

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha... pretty awesome dream. It's not everyday you dream Pete Wentz thinks you're a $20 hooker :P. You were watching Bob and Andy kiss for research purposes.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Pete Wentz thinks I'm cheap and sleazy!!!

[absitively.livejournal.com]

hahaha...PETE (of all people) thought you were a twenty-dollar hooker. And really, obviously you were researching Andy and Bob's personal preferences for making out. You know, for fictional purposes.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

And really, obviously you were researching Andy and Bob's personal preferences for making out. You know, for fictional purposes. Yes, exactly, I was totally doing a project, Pete, geez. I love how that's how my mind jumped in the dream, though, like handing me 20 bucks automatically means I'm a hooker in my mind.

[self-sustaining.livejournal.com]

Ha, that obvs the result of too much bandom and SGA put together, but. You can never have too much of either. So I dunno.
ahahaha.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Probably yes! I love that it was 20 bucks, though. Seriously? I'm so cheap!

[self-sustaining.livejournal.com]

Ha, maybe he thought you were room service or something and he was tipping you.
Ahahaha.

On the random note, have you heard of A Dog's Breakfast? (probably, but still. david hewlett, how so awesome?)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I have definitely heard of A Dog's Breakfast and I'm SO anxious to see it! David Hewlett is a god among men.

[self-sustaining.livejournal.com]

*keymash*
I have it on my iTunes. OMG. So funny. I can't even. I love Kate! She's so adorable! Ahaha, and I have this unatually intense love for David Hewlett because omg, how can I not? He is a funny, funny man. /minor fangirl.
And! I convinced my art club advisor that we need to watch it. It's too funny not to!

[lucentvictrola.livejournal.com]

That really, honestly sounds like a conversation in some sort of fic where Pete thinks someone (Ryan?) is a callboy.

My first Pete Wentz dream took place at his funeral. Bill Beckett bear-hugged me (alliteration!) and I sat on the couch with Bob Hushie folding origami cranes.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Pete Wentz dreams are so awesome. And Bob the Hushie! Cranes! That sounds totally cool *nodsnods*

[jezzabe.livejournal.com]

This is getting ridiculous. I check your journal EVERY TIME i come on lj, and yet i don't have you friended. SO. I kicked myself today and friended you. Um. HI!?

Also, Pete only gave you $20? Dude. That's nothing for a high class hooker. The boy needs to be taught. *nod*

{normally i'm a bit less weird, but i'm operating on not much sleep. You kind of got the shirt end of the stick. Sorry!}

[jezzabe.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA! And by shirt i totally meant short.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hi! Welcome! And yes, seriously, I'm worth at least a 50 right?

I'm weird 24/7 so that's quite all right :) shirt. hee.

[jezzabe.livejournal.com]

*waves* And exactly! Pete is such a cheapskate! Ugh. Boys.

Excellent. ♥ & yeah. I can't spell either. ;)

[eckerlilas.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! That's amazing.

In my FOB/fandom related dreams (of which I have MANY dude, seriously), Pete is always giving me sage advice. The most recent of which would actually have worked! No lie.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Pete giving sage advice! HA!