time to dance

[skoosiepants]

gah - happy belated b-day eckerlilas! my excuse is that I'm in the happiest place on earth, but considering I actually posted a drive-by ON your b-day, well. I'm losing track of time down here? Hope you had a fab day! I'll be joining you in 31-dom next week!

I got nothing but Singer and a tree?

Lewis smiles up at him. Alex is pretty sure it’s an evil smile. “The tree kind of likes you,” she says.

“Oh, that’s great, way to be helpful,” Alex grouses. “If this turns into some sort of tentacle porn, I’m blaming you.”

“Relax, Alex.”

“You’re in the army, Lewis, but I’m not sure that actually qualifies you as a tree wrangler. Why does this always happen to me?”

Simmons says, “Okay. Anyone think to bring an ax?”

“Ow, ow, ribs cracking,” Alex yelps, because there’s suddenly a whole bunch of pressure trying to collapse his chest cavity, and he’s pretty sure the tree is going to eat him. Like some sort of demented land coral. It’s probably got millions of teeny tiny mouths that’ll eat through his skin and, “Fuck, fuck, I’m panicking here, will someone motherfucking shoot it already?”

Comments

[self-sustaining.livejournal.com]

Eeee, Singer. I can't wait to read this.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

he just can't catch a break on Atlantis :)

[natacup82.livejournal.com]

Poor abused Singer.

Also still totally jealous of your Disney World adventure, I hope you're having an awesome time!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

woo! we're having a great time - i'll be so sad to leave tomorrow morning! although I hear it's in the 80s up there? It's been 70s or lower here all week :(

[natacup82.livejournal.com]

It's hitting 80 today! And it's been near 80 almost every day this week :D

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

it's been so chilly here once the sun goes down. it's nice not having to deal with florida humidity, though!

[dreamyraynbo.livejournal.com]

“If this turns into some sort of tentacle porn, I’m blaming you.” Lol, very interesting. :P

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

hee!

[packmentality.livejournal.com]

AHAHA! Please tell me Singer is on a team with Jenny Lewis and Alicia Simmons. I would be okay with tentacle porn if this were the case!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

He is totally on a team with Dr. Simmons and Corporal Lewis and Captain Ballato :) his team kicks ass!

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

It's more like tree limb porn but that's being specific and frankly I doubt Alex would care to differentiate between the two while being eaten by a tree! :P

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

he totally wouldn't care :)

[eckerlilas.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! ♥

Oh man, no worries! I got a pre-birthday present from you anyway! You're in the happiest place on Earth, I can't expect birthday wishes!

♥♥♥

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I hope you got lots of good stuff :)

[markered.livejournal.com]

For some reason that reminds of the rabbit and thorn patch thing from Splash Mountain.

The one where they play the song "Zippity do da, zippity yay! My, oh my, what a wonderful day!"

All in all, I like it.

[markered.livejournal.com]

I think it's called the briar patch now that I think about it...

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

briar rabbit! we had to skip splash mountain this time because of J's cast - he can't risk getting it wet :(

[markered.livejournal.com]

Aw.
Maybe next time you go?
And you could always look at the Mad Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.