pants. pants. sing the praises of pants.

[skoosiepants]

“I vote for dropping this line of conversation completely,” Ron said, clutching his fork and glaring steadfastly at Harry. “Who’s with me? Neville?”

Dean gave up trying to stuff food in his mouth and leant onto the table with an elbow, fingers pressing into the bridge of his nose, laughter bubbling out of him in waves. A group of girls a couple seats down from him gave them all curious stares, and Harry’s mouth twitched.

“Stop laughing, Dean,” Seamus demanded.

“You’ve,” he gasped between chuckles, “you’ve traumatized Ron. We’ve seen Nott naked. Oh gods, I’m dying.” He slid down low in his seat, in serious danger of slipping off completely into a heap of harsh giggles.

They had seen the bloke naked, of course, since apparently Nott had little to no modesty and refused to get dressed under the cover of Seamus’ blankets. Embarrassing the Slytherin would probably take more than a little bit of extra effort, really.

Comments

[ladybeth.livejournal.com]

Hehe!! Tramatized Ron. *rolls on the floor laughing* I'm just picturing what lead up to this conversation and Theo standing in front of them as if he was superman...head tilted up towards the sky, hands on his hips and nude. *laughs again* Too active an imagination do I have.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Oh god, that's a perfect picture of Nott. *laughs*

[ladybeth.livejournal.com]

:)

[eska-rina.livejournal.com]

ROFL! This is... God, this is really, really funny! *giggle*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*laughs* thanks! I just have to make Seamus a little more foul-mouthed :)

[eska-rina.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[veracity]

Ha! Ron's been traumatized (just cause he wants to get in Harry's pants, *snort*), and Seamus has no clue how to get revenge. Hehe.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*giggles* His whole "evil plan" is going to be a disaster :)

[veracity]

A Gryffindor have a plan blow up? Never. *snort*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Problem is I'm too much of a Gryffindor to even think up a messed up plan for him. Damn! Any ideas?

[veracity]

Er. Not at the moment. Lemme think bout it tomorrow before work, or hell. During would work too.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I've got it down to a Quidditch idea, because Seamus wants it as public as possible. Just not exactly sure what he's going to do.

[veracity]

Oh! he could have Nott's robes rip and expose lacy panties (ya know, a charm to look that way).

*snort* I'm demented. Pay no heed to me. I just had Dean have revenge on Malfoy for Seamus.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

You have a sick mind *giggles*

[veracity]

I do, don't I? *grins*

How about a Crossdressing charm gone wrong?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I think I may take the cowardly way and have Theo thwart him before he's even properly come up with a plan.

[veracity]

Well, you're no fun. Hmph. Now I'm off to work.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I know. It's such a cop out. Humph.

[veracity]

But aren't people gonna know what the plan was? Eventually?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Right now I'm thinking that the boys won't be much help for him and he'll end up in the library, with a sheet of paper titled EVIL PLAN. And then Nott'll look over his shoulder, since Seamus isn't very stealthy, and laugh at him. Or something like that.

[veracity]

*laugh* Ah, a blank sheet then? I still think he should make Nott have a crossdressing charm on him. Heh.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

blank or close to blank *grins*

A crossdressing charm would be funny, but I think Nott would be more angry than amused, and I think I want to keep him amused with Seamus for this. Or at least mostly amused :)

[veracity]

Hehe. How about pudding filled ballons on the list? *snort*

True. But I just wanna torture Nott. *grins* Especially by making the charm where he can't see that he's been charmed.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You should go write that :)

[veracity]

I wouldn't know how. I just come up with the ideas. I'm not the best writer at that kinda humor.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Not sure I could pull off that humor either. At least not with Nott. Harry. Him I could make crossdress with effectiveness I think.

[veracity]

Hmmmm. But it would less funny without Nott. Stupid good plot bunny and no one to write it. *sigh*

[crackling.livejournal.com]

OMG. Really, dirtydirty mind here. I was thinking of losing it in entirely the wrong context and then I click your link and oh... "He was laughing. Laughing. I am so disappointed."

At least it was a sure-fire way of getting people to pay attention.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Ha! Tricked you! *laughs* Yes, you do have a dirty dirty mind...

[(Anonymous)]

*giggles* *collapses into a rubbery mass of bubbling laughter* your writing is awesome! Simply and plainly hilarious!

sushinase

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*huggles* Thanks, hon! Hope I can follow through on this trilogy idea :)

[jess-bot.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dean, you so crazy.
I love it that Dean finds it so funny, and that Ron is all traumatized, I can just see Ron going into a drug-induced stupor not only because of Nott and Seamus but he finds out about Draco and Harry!
*wink*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Draco and Harry! Oh, that would be priceless :)