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And completely remiss in updating this. Sorry. I have been totally immersed (sp?) in [livejournal.com profile] dirtytrousers which is good, but bad at the same time. BUT! I have been writing other things, just not showing you fine folks.

The sequel to my Seamus/Theo fic Rivalry - Revenge - is done and being perused by [livejournal.com profile] sanityinstrife for quality crackedness control.

Everybody Here Would Know, Day Two, is still stuck on one point, but I'm working through it.

The epilogue to The Origin of Storms is with my beta-reader.

Nighthawk 10 is temporarily stalled, not by my own will, but my muse's. She can be a stubborn bitch. I fully expect to get back on track with that soon, though.

I'm still feeling all the love from my Dirty Trousers fans. You are the best!

A gift?



“What?” Draco asked groggily, blinking up at him.

“Ernie. Chess. Horrible. Purge.” Ron said each word louder, until he was practically shouting in Draco’s face, and the blond struggled up into a sitting position.

“All right, all right. Fuck, you’re annoying, Weasley. Calm down.”

Ron swiped a hand across his lips and snorted. “Just let’s play a decent game, eh? My mind’s a pile of mush from Ernie’s stratagem.” He cracked his knuckles, then started setting up the board.

It took Ron nearly a minute to realize Draco had no idea what he was doing.

“You.” Ron’s mouth opened and closed like a fish. “You can’t do that,” he exclaimed after Draco ordered his knight to move three squares to the left and take out everything in between.

“Why not?” the Slytherin asked indignantly. Even the knight was looking at him funny.

Ron narrowed his eyes. “D’you even know how to properly play?”

“No,” Draco sneered. “Why would I ever bother to learn?”

“Because,” Ron sputtered, waving his hands about, “it’s strategy and skill. And thinking. And sharp-wittedness. And—“

“Incredibly boring,” Draco said through a yawn.

“Checkers is boring, Malfoy,” the redhead bit out. “Now,” he started, squirming his butt into a nice groove in the sand, “this is your queen…”

Draco, surprisingly, listened with a somewhat intent look on his face as Ron described the game, and afterwards managed a decent fight for the board.

“You know,” Draco said absently, pawn tucked tight in his fist, its protests muffled, “this Muggle music is bound to rot my brain.”

Ron hummed a bit of Kodachrome under his breath, because giving into the lure of Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes was possibly the most disturbing thing he could do within range of Draco. It could too easily parallel their life, in some fucked-up way. They were getting entirely too comfortable with each other.

The burying of the petty hatred had come well before their current island romp, of course. Otherwise, they would have skewered each other within moments of finding themselves stuck, and Ernie would’ve been left to sort through the pieces. But the… camaraderie… they seemed to be developing between them was nothing short of sickening. Ron could taste acidic bile at the back of his throat.


EDIT: It's snowing, work sent us home early, and I've just about OD'd on cookies. Hurray!

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Date: 2005-03-04 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*sigh* I know. It's rather pathetic.

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Date: 2005-03-04 10:32 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
It is kinda sad, you know. I mean...my neice is more threatening. And that's just pathetic.

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Date: 2005-03-04 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Maybe if I stole hannah's fork...

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Date: 2005-03-04 11:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
Then she'd come after you, like a sonofabitch. Wouldn't wanna piss off Hannah. That is her fork after all.

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Date: 2005-03-04 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Er. You're probably right. Dagnabbit. Maybe I'll just ask her to give me some pointers.

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Date: 2005-03-04 12:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
LOL true. She'll probably tell you to get your own utensil first. Like...an eggbeater. Or a butter knife.

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Date: 2005-03-04 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*snarf* an eggbeater? people will cower in fear *giggles*

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Date: 2005-03-04 04:10 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
*laugh* Yes, the eggbeater of doom.

Not quite as scary as Hannah's Fork of Doom, is it?

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Date: 2005-03-04 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Well, blunt objects can be feared if wielded properly. I could poke out eyes and stuff

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Date: 2005-03-04 04:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
Then you'd be better off with the butterknife. *nods* That's at least got ridges, so it'd give some hurt.

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Date: 2005-03-05 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*nods* I'll get a holster for it.

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Date: 2005-03-05 05:07 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
And you should have the handle engraved with your initials.

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Date: 2005-03-05 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dirtytrousers.livejournal.com
Yes! And It'll be sterling silver and all shiny

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Date: 2005-03-06 07:42 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
Yes, and it'll have like a personal birthstone in it or something. Or better yet, a silver snake coiled poised to attack.

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Date: 2005-03-06 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
OOoooo, a snake! I'll be so cool. And my snake will be encrusted with austrian crystals.

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Date: 2005-03-07 06:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
No, go all out and put diamonds on it. With emerald eyes.

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Date: 2005-03-07 10:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
You are so right. Diamonds and emeralds and the blade will be engraved with the words "Feel My Slightly Dull But Serrated Wrath"

deleted and reposted for minor mistype *giggles*

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Date: 2005-03-07 10:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] veracity
Aw, I wanted to see the mistyping. *laugh*And that would be perfect! Hehe.

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