You owe me a PUPPET!!!! BOOYAH!

[skoosiepants]

Picture this: Last frame of the game, last bowler. It's me against Tom the wonder bowler, who's been giving me tips all night. He's sure to get an excellent shot in, but we're trailing by minimal pins. J rubs my arm and whispers, "If you get a strike, I'm buying you a puppet. From Mexico. A genuine Mexican puppet."

And I step up, throw out and BAM! Strike! Dances all around! The disco ball came down! I had a breakdance-off with the old lady in the next lane! And then I got six pins for my next throw, ending with a spare. Best game ever!

Yeah, we still lost. Tom got two strikes, so we lost by like 12 pins. But still! J OWES ME A PUPPET!!!! A SHINY NEW PUPPET!!!!!!