J's Ghost Zeppelin

[skoosiepants]

J is trying to convince me to write this story:

Ghost Zeppelin
Lance Bass is a ex-ace German pilot in Nazi Germany who was forced out of service after he lost part of his left leg, Chuck Norris is a drunken Welsh gambler, Lily Tomlin is an anonymous passenger, and they've all found themselves aboard a Zeppelin haunted by the ghost of Don Knotts.

Or this story:

Ghost Train
A much simpler story about two strangers on a train haunted by the ghost of Don Knotts. Lance Bass and Chuck Norris must work together to stop the.... GHOST TRAIN!

I think it says something that I was hysterically laughing when he came up with these stupid things. Though mostly it's cause he just shouted out random names paired with Lance Bass, his favortest cosmonaut. And also. I can't believe he knows who Lily Tomlin is, but has no clue who Julie Andrews is. *shakes head*

Comments

[firefrorefiddle.livejournal.com]

"Strangers on a Train"? Hitchcockian... almost, but with crack. Interesting.

What if Chuck Norris is possessed by the ghost of Don Knotts, and is trying to set Lance up with Lily?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

What if Chuck Norris is possessed by the ghost of Don Knotts, and is trying to set Lance up with Lily? *giggles* Too awesome :)

[(Anonymous)]

The funny thing is I would probably read it

~Shonna

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Well, it'd certainly be cracked :)

[likecandy-sweet.livejournal.com]

I really like the first one. Just because it has zeppelin in the title. *giggles* Zeppelin!

I had a mini coronary when I read that your J doesn't know who Julie Andrews is. That's like saying you never heard of God. Ok, well, not actually, but still. Mary Poppins!

He must be cleansed.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I know! He never even HEARD of the Sound of Music before I mentioned it. He has no clue.

Granted, he was an evil child. Oh, the stories he tells me. I fear for any progeny, I really do. Or I fear for me.