skoosiepants: (better off dead - pure snow)
I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DO THIS IT IS SO HORRIBLE AND IT HURT MY BRAIN AND IT'S NOT EVEN SLASH AND I JUST MIGHT CRY PLUS IT'S POINTLESS AND I JUST WANTED BOOTH TO SLOUCH IN A SEAT AND PRESS HIS FINGERS TO HIS FOREHEAD AND BE EXASPERATED ONLY WITH A STETSON ON AND WITH TUMBLEWEEDS - CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TUMBLEWEEDS TUMBLING BY OUTSIDE - AND I DON'T HAVE ANY OF THEIR VOICES YET SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BARE WITH ME AND TRY NOT TO BUCKLE UNDER THE ENORMOUS HORRIDNESS OF THIS AND REMEMBER IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!

YES I'M YELLING I LIKE TO YELL


(i think i'm on drugs)

I suck so bad )
skoosiepants: (do the robot)
I am saddened. Deeply, truly saddened by the lack of slash fics in the budding Bones fandom. Where's the Zach/Jack love people? Am I the only one slashing Booth with Zach? REALLY?!

I've found one slashfic - one - a WIP Booth/Zach, which is cutely amusing and has minimal problems, though it could've done with a beta - Driving by mispel. And it's also painfully short.

Come on, y'all. You know you want to write me some Bonesfic, 'cause otherwise you know what'll happen?

Yeah, that's right. I'm gonna shove them all into an old west AU with marshall Booth, Jack and Zach as inept outlaws, Angela the sassy whorehouse madam who occasionally helps out the boys, and tight-lipped Temperance, the mild-mannered schoolmarm with a mysterious past who may or may not be aiding and abetting the two bumbling gunmen. Dudes. You so don't want me to go there. Trust me.
skoosiepants: (toilet monkey)
Um. Does anyone know of any good Bones fic - is there any Bones fic? - particularly anything slashy?? Please?

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