Next time, on The Jetsons
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skoosiepantsNo worries, furry octopus folks. I was briefly stymied on how to start off, but I think I've got a groove going now.
Ernie was louder than a dog and more annoying than a monkey, and John was having some serious issues about the stupid pens - rocks, bits of foil, shiny coins, balls of hair – that the lell seemed to collect and shove into every nook and cranny of their living quarters. Add to that Rodney’s complete inability to put anything away and John was living in hell. A dirty, smelly, trash heap shaped hell that was made only slightly more tolerable by all the regular sex. John didn’t want to underestimate the importance of getting laid on a routine basis, but he had his limits.
When he shoved his foot into a boot and got stabbed by, yes, a fucking sparkly gel pen for the sixth time that week, he threw the boot across the room, yelled, “Goddammit, Ernie!” and even the sight of the furry octopus cowering in his basket half under his USAF tee, four eyes wide and wary, did nothing but make him a hell of a lot angrier. He couldn’t take it any more.
ETA: Does anyone know if Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons was an acronym for anything?
Ernie was louder than a dog and more annoying than a monkey, and John was having some serious issues about the stupid pens - rocks, bits of foil, shiny coins, balls of hair – that the lell seemed to collect and shove into every nook and cranny of their living quarters. Add to that Rodney’s complete inability to put anything away and John was living in hell. A dirty, smelly, trash heap shaped hell that was made only slightly more tolerable by all the regular sex. John didn’t want to underestimate the importance of getting laid on a routine basis, but he had his limits.
When he shoved his foot into a boot and got stabbed by, yes, a fucking sparkly gel pen for the sixth time that week, he threw the boot across the room, yelled, “Goddammit, Ernie!” and even the sight of the furry octopus cowering in his basket half under his USAF tee, four eyes wide and wary, did nothing but make him a hell of a lot angrier. He couldn’t take it any more.
ETA: Does anyone know if Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons was an acronym for anything?
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