Monday bites

[skoosiepants]

* I am starting to panic about a deadline, because my writing feels off, and I can't think of an original idea to save my life. It's particularly hard for me, because I can't write porn, and I keep thinking everything I've written would be better with porn in it. Porn = Magic.

* Last night, J said to me: "You take two great things, Danny Glover and bacon, put 'em together, and you got a CLUB." Apparently, I'm the president of said bacon and Danny Glover club. And really, you wonder why I'm this weird?? Hell, that's normal talk from him.

* Sci-fi has become our default channel. Yesterday, we watch Blood Surf, about a man-eating saltwater croc and extreme surfers, and my god. It was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. And yet, Sci-fi continues to own my heart.

* Who do you think would win in a fight, Teal'c or Ronon?

* Who else simply adores Jonas Quinn? I mean, he seriously kicks ass. He's like the smartest man ever but he's so... nonchalant about it. Like, eh, you could do this and this and it'll fix this and SAVE THE WORLD, don't you think? And he strolls around and has these little smiles like YAY, I did something good! and all he wants is a little pat on the head from Jack. I thought the season without Daniel would suck, but Quinn is just wonderful. Plus, he's Parker Lewis, and that show rocked.

* With these DVD fic commentaries going around, I thought fleetingly of asking if there's any interest with me, but then I realized that I have no idea how to go about it, since I'm not entirely sure where half the stuff I write actually comes from. My mind is a scary, scary place. I think this is partly J's fault. But still, feel free to ask for one if you want, and I'll see what I can do. Or not. Because, and I freely admit this, the idea is merely a product of my horrible writer's block-slash-deadline panic.

* Who do you think would win in a fight, Teal'c or Teyla?

Comments

[millefiori.livejournal.com]

Porn: Hmmm. I'm not sure porn = magic, and I'm definitely not sure that everything you've written would be better with porn. But I'm kind of burnt out on porn these days, so you can take that with a grain of salt.

Sci-Fi: Worst movies ever! I clicked on a few seconds of Blood Surf but after a bit of the tragically heroic guy with the accent talking about Sparky or Spiffy or whatever it was called and looking like he was really constipated, I just cracked up and went back to watching "Sell This House!"

Teal'c vs Ronon: Age and cunning versus youth and enthusiasm, eh? I think Teal'c.

I've only ever seen one episode with Jonas Quinn, but *I* certainly adore him!

DVD commentary would be fun! And skoosiefied! Like DVD commentary on crack. And LSD. ;) I vote for the clubhouse one, because I think that's my favorite. Savage, biting Ronon--hee!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

But I'm kind of burnt out on porn these days, so you can take that with a grain of salt. there has been an inordinate amount of porn lately, hasn't there?

I just cracked up and went back to watching "Sell This House!" totally the better option. I love that show :)

Savage, biting Ronon--hee! *laughs* it's easy to see where that came from. He's just got such a biter vibe, doesn't he? *g*