You'd think I have better things to do, but alas...

[skoosiepants]

I am suffering from the dreaded writers-block - still. It's horrible and I feel like a useless blob. So. Of course I took the time to totally edit and PDF and bookmark Dirty Trousers.

Downloadable Dirty Trousers with bookmarks to each installment is now available here [723KB] - please RIGHT-CLICK AND SAVE-AS so you don't shut down my website.

And while I'm here, anybody have any SGA ideas they wanna pawn off on me? I'm open to anything that isn't porn, because we've already established that I can't write porn. I need inspiration!!! I'm desperate!

Comments

[eckerlilas.livejournal.com]

I'm SO glad you did this....because I haven't had a chance to catch myself back up on DT, and now I finally can. You are amazing.

I've been thinking about you....*hugs*

♥

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Awwww, thank you, hon *big hugs*

[idrinktea.livejournal.com]

thank you! super amazing and awesome. I may print it out.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*DANCES*

[nunshavingfun.livejournal.com]

Parrish/Lorne stuff in the Ernieuniverse? That would be cute. Plus you already established them and now you can make them do stuff like annoy the clubhouse or something. Make them the clubhouse rivals or something and um... Waterballoon fights. Capture the flag... Yes!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*laughs* capture the flag?? hee.

when I read "annoy the clubhouse", for some reason it made me think of Jem and their rivals, the Misfits. I don't know why.

[mercuryfalling.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much, Skoosie! I can't wait to finish it. ♥

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[natacup82.livejournal.com]

I was gonna suggest an SGA high school Au of high school musical...minus the music but that's a terrible thing to ask of anyone. And that I really need to stop watching stuff just because they are musicals.

[arglefraster.livejournal.com]

Hah! I ended up watching that a couple weekends ago...my husband still hasn't forgiven me, I don't think. So bad! But impossible to turn off!

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

*dies* That would be hilarious! And if anyone could do it, it would be skoosiepants!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO SEE THAT!! Stupid disney won't replay it. It looks like something that I'd love

[theravenwrites.livejournal.com]

I often start fics that I never finish, so all I have is this one weird war story AU, where John is sent off to war, not on Earth or anything, but some weird civilisation and then Rodney's on the other side, I think they were rebels, but he helps kidnap John to defeat the weird civilisation using, of course, his gene. It was kinda angsty though, what with John hating being in the war but it was all he'd known and Rodney had been fighting for his life his whole life, etc. etc. But you are totally welcome to it.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

dude, that sounds like something I'd totally want to read, but couldn't write. I'd probably have to know stuff about, you know, war and things.

[(Anonymous)]

I couldn't possibly give you ideas (because my ideas are lame and I enjoy other people's ideas a lot better anyway), but I do have to tell you about something totally random which I did today. I was at the DVD/music store and I saw something which reminded me of you. Any guesses what it might be? Actually I'll just tell you. It was "The Breakfast Club" on DVD! For about £8. Obviously I had to buy it. My friends don't understand why I'm so crazy to see it (I was born in 1989 and I'm british), but I can't wait to finally watch this legendary film!

--rags--

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD!! DID YOU TOTALLY LOVE IT? Or maybe I'm dating myself by loving it, but dude, the DANCING and the MAKEOVER and the CERAMIC ELEPHANT LAMP.

[steammmpunk.livejournal.com]

You're an awesome, awesome person. Thank you!

Um, all of my ideas are incredibly lame, and I don't even know if someone did it already, but I kinda think it would be fun to make them go through the quantum mirror or something and then find out in that world they're on the TV, like you know, in our real world.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU!

I've always wanted to write a quantum mirror fic, but anything I came up with has been done. For some reason, I think I read the TV one before.

[ladybeth.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I have had writer's block on every story except one and this one I can only write while I'm at school...which probably isn't the best time to be writing a Faith/Wes fic for Angel.

Well lets see....*brings out the bunny files.* Ever seen Farscape? There is this episode where John and D'Argo (the two male leads) are sent to a planet because they are fighting so much. There they end up arguing some more and for some reason get drugged and then put on display for the populace. I thought it would be funny if the SGA guys had it done to them.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

You know, I have not seen Farscape, but I really, really want to. I've heard there are puppets involved?

[wordsindreams.livejournal.com]

SGA does Footloose?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Dancing is the devil, right? Hee. John tempts all the youngin's into dancing, and Rodney's all disdainful and huffy but then he tries it! Dancing with John! And then his father gets angry or something. *laughs*

[jade-dragoness.livejournal.com]

*squints at list of fic ideas for SGA*

1. Where in Sheppard touches something that turns everyone...and I do mean everyone...in Atlantis into a teenager.

2. Rodney triggers a device that erases Rodney from the memories of everyone on Atlantis. Repercussions. Hilarity.

3. AU - Gamer!John meets face to face with his idol, GameCreator!Rodney.

[abbylee]

Oh, man, I love #2.

[abbylee]

Apparently you only get fusion suggestions:

Prince and the Pauper - preferably riffing off King of Spain. But not actually following the storyline, just getting Rodney to switch roles and fall in love with John. Of course.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmm... I keep picturing the Mickey Mouse version. Hee.

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

I have this cracked-out SGA AU idea.
It started with thinking about Rodney as a Frasier-type radio host. In my mind: Rodney was an invited guest that so annoyed the regular host enough that he walked out, leaving Rodney with an open mic, and he just talked. Like Rodney would do. And of course the station got hundreds of calls asking for more of the 'honest' man. With John in the producer/co-star role. Working together, giving each other shit on air, and then having sex over the producing table. As you do.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's an awesome idea!!

[(Anonymous)]

Apologies for the anonymous comment, but I need another account I can't keep up with like I need a hole in the head! You can call me Abner.

I blame the following on the Weather Channel:

AU: TornadoChaser!Rodney and Sheriff!John

Rodney is in tornado country (Oklahoma, perhaps?) studying supercell storms with cutting-edge technology and his big giant brain; John is the local sheriff/law enforcement officer whose job includes keeping slack-jawed touristy types AWAY from said storms before they get themselves killed. Snarktastic loveliness ensues.

Feel free to ignore if the idea doesn't strike you; I personally find the thought of John slouching against a patrol car, smirking, uniform pants riding low, to be very, um... "inspirational," but I'm easy that way!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Dude, Sheriff!John is always good and this is awesome. Hmmmm.... ideas....

[eratelris.livejournal.com]

How about Inspector Gadget? Except for Rodney being the inspector and John with the robotic minions.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

ROBOTIC MINIONS!!!!!!

[iesther.livejournal.com]

hi =] i just finished reading twilight of the dawn, and i was devastate when i realized it waas nto finished. i was like crying! =[[[[[ OMGOODNESS you really should consider continueing with it, even though it said last update was like 3 yrs ago.

so yeah. add me? =]

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hi there! And welcome! Cool of you to stop by, and I hope you stay awhile. Just to let you know, though, any HP stuff I'm writing nowadays is fused with Stargate Atlantis. So, not totally out of the ballgame, but unfortunately, Twilight will never be finished :(

[absitively.livejournal.com]

HOMG! I know this is so late, but the pdf file for dirty trousers!!!

I ♥s this so much. really. so much. I want a seamus for my very own.

I'm printing it out in the school library. like right now. Hope I don't get caught.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Thank you, hon! I hope you don't get caught, too! It's super long :)