Happy Easter to those that celebrate!

[skoosiepants]

And happy Sunday to those that don't.

Ever notice that I never have anything worthwhile to post about? Hmmmm.

So, I'm writing SGA/Bandslash right, and d_copper goes OMG, ERNIE! and Ernie is so not in this, he's really not, except, dudes, Brendon and Ernie? BFFs. Total BFFs and Rodney's all jealous, because Ernie only really loves HIM and maybe John, but it was, like, love at first sight for Brendon. Brendon just spots him hiding behind Chuck's rolly chair when the Daedalus beams them down, clacking his voicebox and that really cool thick pen with the kittens all over it, and maybe his mickey mouse one, too, just because that's his favorite, and Ernie says, "Mine!" really, really loud when he catches Brendon staring because seriously, Brendon looks like he might be into shiny things, too, and Ernie's torn between bonding with him over this and establishing his dominance as Shiny Foil and Pen collector extrodinare. But Brendon's all, "Oh my god, is that a furry octopus?" and Ernie likes his voice, so he comes out from behind Chuck and he's all, "Mine? Mine, mine, mine," just to make sure Brendon knows not to take his pens and Ryan knocks Brendon's shoulder and says, "Dude, he speaks Urie."

So Ernie starts. Not following Brendon, because he only ever follows Rodney and John and sometimes Radek or Ronon, but he hangs around him in the lab, and sometimes he waves a pen when he catches Brendon's eye, almost like he's beckoning him over, and one time Brendon takes him up on his invite and sits crosslegged on the floor by Ernie's basket, and Ernie spends like a half-hour going through all his pens with a soft, "mine, mine, mine," over and over again, and Brendon makes appropriate impressed noises and then hums along a little, which makes Ernie pause and blink up at him with his four eyes, and then Brendon stops humming, only Ernie wants him to hum, so he bangs his knee with the sparkly gel pen Radek gave him until Brendon gets with the program and starts humming again, and then singing a little, just loud enough for Ernie to hear. Ernie just sits and stares at him and wraps a tentacle around his wrist and taps a pen on the floor to kind of keep the beat.

And then at some point Ernie just maneuvers his way into Brendon's lap, and Brendon's not sure what to do, since he's kind of done looking at Ernie's pens and shiny bits of foil and pieces of Ancient tech that're stuffed under the USAF tee and Brendon's not sure McKay even knows they're there, but Ernie's sort of wrapped around him and won't let go.

And oh my god, throw Temp in that mix and I just might explode from the cuteness, seriously.

Comments

[natroga.livejournal.com]

So, okay, I don't actually know who Brendon is, but man, I've *missed* Ernie.

*goes and melts into a puddle of goo*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hee! This (http://kissingchaos9.livejournal.com/161845.html) is Brendon and him and Ernie are SO CUTE together! *squishes them*

[veracity]

I love you...but I hate you. I now have Bones landing in Ernie!verse, and Booth is there, looking around kinda like "wtf?" and Angela, Hodgins, and Zach are back on Earth, but at the SGC, and Bones is fascinated by Ernie, but she doesn't know why. And Booth is thinking they're all bat-insane. And..and...ah! Explosion in my brain. Because Hodgins is all "I KNEW there was a conspiracy about Area 51!" and Sam's all buh-what over him. Angela loves Vala because they're all "ooh, shiny". Zach bugs Dr. Lee *all* the time since Bones is quite a car trip away. Oh, oh. And Cam can bug Landry because she feels like a zookeeper, too.

I hate you, but I love you. I think I might have crossovered two shows not that I think about it. I would love to see this story. My brain is broken.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Dude, you are CRAZY! well, not any crazier than me, I suppose :) I especially wanna see Zach and Dr. Lee. Or Zach and anyone, really, because I can't get enough of his deadpan innocence!

[veracity]

I think I just scared myself there. Really, because I could *see* them all interacting. Imagine Bones and Rodney meeting. Booth and Shep would be like BFFs. And Zelenka would be all "Oh my god" over Bones, because she can make Rodney speechless and seem tactful. Oh, god. I don't need this in my brain. Get it out. I can't figure out a place for Cam and Daniel, but I will give me time. Oh, I know! Daniel could be holed up in his lab and Angela accidentally finds him, pulls him into a conversation, and manages to learn about him and Vala, the hush hush games. And Cam could run interference with Hodgins and Sam, because you know she'd want to spork him after awhile.

Make it stop!

[cottontail.livejournal.com]

There should always be more Ernie in the world. :)

[urbn-pirate.livejournal.com]

I only ever post if I have nothing to say. If something important happens, I ignore it, and don't post until the uneventful rears its head again. It's probably why I enjoy your journal.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Don't make it stop! Write it PLEASE! I think my favorite part so far is Hodgins "I KNEW IT!"

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

SO CUTE! I ♥ Ernie and Brendon.

[veracity]

Oh, god. I can't write crack. If only I could. Make Skoosie do it.

God, can you imagine living with Hodgins after some of his theories are proven true?

[bluefuzzyelf.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. Oh. Oh. You have to write this. Maybe not in this current version of SGA/Bandslash, but you have to. There is no way you can say something like this and then not write it. It's Brendon. Bredon with Ernie, who is posibly the cutest character EVER in any fic that ever existed. So we need this written. The world needs this written.
COME ON! SAVE THE WORLD WITH ERNIE/BRENDON CUTENESS!

[castoffstarter.livejournal.com]

*FLAILS* THANKS FOR KILLING ME DED. D.E.D.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Make Skoosie do it.

I'll try! Pleeeeeeeeeeease, Skoosie?

Hodgins would be almost as bad as Rodney at that point. And so much fun to read!

[veracity]

Keep prodding her. She can't say no if she's got a plot on hand to use. *nods* Tell her that she owes you your own cheese porn.

He really would. I love it. Angela'd have to thwap him. Ooh, that'd be a fun scene. And watching Vala flirt with him outrageously and Zach. Too bad Booth wouldn't be there. *snort* Sam would hate Hodgins. God, that'd be great.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Skoosie, if you're out there, I've been told that you owe me cheese porn. Um, I'm not sure why, and I don't think I like the thought of cheese and porn together, but I'll trade it in for Bones/SGA fic! No porn necessary even! Just lots of crack and snarkiness (and I KNEW IT!s;). At least think about it? I'll even convert to bandslash! I'm on my way even now.

OMG Vala flirting with Zach! I'd *die* it'd be so funny! He probably wouldn't even know what was going on. I'm happy with Booth bonding with John over crazy scientists. I'm trying to imagine what Bones and Rodney would think of each other. Hmmmm...

[veracity]

Infamous Cheese Porn, HP fandom, she wrote for me.

Wouldn't that be great? She'd be all flirty and he'd be nervous and unsure this person. I mean, you know, it's Zach, who would get nervous if a woman looked at him. Booth would so understand John. That manly brooding, watching their respective others sizing each other. The only plot whole is *why* they'd have to be there. Hmm, so dead population or something that recently killed and no one can figure out why because it's not normal. Or something. Bones would make Rodney's jaw drop. Because, well, abrupt and lack of personal skills, at all. And Rodney'd think her science wasn't real science because it wasn't physics or something and she'd give him the smack down. You know she'd have proof of it, somewhere with specific examples. God, that'd be awesome. And Shep and Booth would have long suffering sighs while watching and they just get that weary look for all this.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. (I have to admit, I haven't read Skoosie's HP fics. Yet;)

I would PAY for a Rodney-Bones showdown! I can't decide who I want to win! Oh, wait, Bones. Because then John would "comfort" Rodney. *waggles eyebrows*

Um, a reason for them to go to Atlantis. That *is* the hard part! Maybe someone is killed on Atlantis and all the scientists are under suspicion so they have to bring in outside help? Flimsy, I know, but it's crack!fic!

Wow, I'm going to be thinking about this as I go to sleep. Which I need to do. Night!

[moon-brain.livejournal.com]

Holy Crap. Only cocker spaniels can hear the frequency of my squeals.

[elaran.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THE CUTE IT'S KILLED ME

[villainny.livejournal.com]

*flails*

STOP MAKING ME WANT TO READ BANDSLASH!

*dies laughing*

[seratonation.livejournal.com]

XD thats adorable! yay for the return of Ernie!

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

Well I was drawing Brendon playing PSP3 and Ernie just being all cuddly.

I have now revised the plan. Brendon and Ernie napping. That's right, they will be napping and you shall die of the cute (but not before writing this all out, because hello! McKay and Ryan could bond over their utter hidden jealousy of Brendon/Ernie).

[veracity]

Cheese orgy is crack porn. Think about that. *laugh*

I would LOVE to see a Bones-Rodney one. And hey, she might make Atlantis appreciate Rodney's personality issues a lot more. *grins* And John would have to, and you can imagine Booth being pushed into the ocean, can't you? Or Rodney. *laugh* Someone would hit the ocean with those two around.

There you go! Make it Kavangh, since he's not overly liked, so it's more plausible.

How were your dreams of Bones kicking Rodney's butt?

[oneechan19.livejournal.com]

Okay, I know absolutely nothing about SGA, but I really really really love that whole scene and can't wait to read the fic when it's done.

Also, Ernie makes me think of the seagulls in Finding Nemo.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hey, come on now you guys. You've already seen what I can do with Bones, and it's NOT PRETTY! *grins*