Happy Easter to those that celebrate!

[skoosiepants]

And happy Sunday to those that don't.

Ever notice that I never have anything worthwhile to post about? Hmmmm.

So, I'm writing SGA/Bandslash right, and d_copper goes OMG, ERNIE! and Ernie is so not in this, he's really not, except, dudes, Brendon and Ernie? BFFs. Total BFFs and Rodney's all jealous, because Ernie only really loves HIM and maybe John, but it was, like, love at first sight for Brendon. Brendon just spots him hiding behind Chuck's rolly chair when the Daedalus beams them down, clacking his voicebox and that really cool thick pen with the kittens all over it, and maybe his mickey mouse one, too, just because that's his favorite, and Ernie says, "Mine!" really, really loud when he catches Brendon staring because seriously, Brendon looks like he might be into shiny things, too, and Ernie's torn between bonding with him over this and establishing his dominance as Shiny Foil and Pen collector extrodinare. But Brendon's all, "Oh my god, is that a furry octopus?" and Ernie likes his voice, so he comes out from behind Chuck and he's all, "Mine? Mine, mine, mine," just to make sure Brendon knows not to take his pens and Ryan knocks Brendon's shoulder and says, "Dude, he speaks Urie."

So Ernie starts. Not following Brendon, because he only ever follows Rodney and John and sometimes Radek or Ronon, but he hangs around him in the lab, and sometimes he waves a pen when he catches Brendon's eye, almost like he's beckoning him over, and one time Brendon takes him up on his invite and sits crosslegged on the floor by Ernie's basket, and Ernie spends like a half-hour going through all his pens with a soft, "mine, mine, mine," over and over again, and Brendon makes appropriate impressed noises and then hums along a little, which makes Ernie pause and blink up at him with his four eyes, and then Brendon stops humming, only Ernie wants him to hum, so he bangs his knee with the sparkly gel pen Radek gave him until Brendon gets with the program and starts humming again, and then singing a little, just loud enough for Ernie to hear. Ernie just sits and stares at him and wraps a tentacle around his wrist and taps a pen on the floor to kind of keep the beat.

And then at some point Ernie just maneuvers his way into Brendon's lap, and Brendon's not sure what to do, since he's kind of done looking at Ernie's pens and shiny bits of foil and pieces of Ancient tech that're stuffed under the USAF tee and Brendon's not sure McKay even knows they're there, but Ernie's sort of wrapped around him and won't let go.

And oh my god, throw Temp in that mix and I just might explode from the cuteness, seriously.

Comments

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Don't make it stop! Write it PLEASE! I think my favorite part so far is Hodgins "I KNEW IT!"

[veracity]

Oh, god. I can't write crack. If only I could. Make Skoosie do it.

God, can you imagine living with Hodgins after some of his theories are proven true?

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Make Skoosie do it.

I'll try! Pleeeeeeeeeeease, Skoosie?

Hodgins would be almost as bad as Rodney at that point. And so much fun to read!

[veracity]

Keep prodding her. She can't say no if she's got a plot on hand to use. *nods* Tell her that she owes you your own cheese porn.

He really would. I love it. Angela'd have to thwap him. Ooh, that'd be a fun scene. And watching Vala flirt with him outrageously and Zach. Too bad Booth wouldn't be there. *snort* Sam would hate Hodgins. God, that'd be great.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Skoosie, if you're out there, I've been told that you owe me cheese porn. Um, I'm not sure why, and I don't think I like the thought of cheese and porn together, but I'll trade it in for Bones/SGA fic! No porn necessary even! Just lots of crack and snarkiness (and I KNEW IT!s;). At least think about it? I'll even convert to bandslash! I'm on my way even now.

OMG Vala flirting with Zach! I'd *die* it'd be so funny! He probably wouldn't even know what was going on. I'm happy with Booth bonding with John over crazy scientists. I'm trying to imagine what Bones and Rodney would think of each other. Hmmmm...

[veracity]

Infamous Cheese Porn, HP fandom, she wrote for me.

Wouldn't that be great? She'd be all flirty and he'd be nervous and unsure this person. I mean, you know, it's Zach, who would get nervous if a woman looked at him. Booth would so understand John. That manly brooding, watching their respective others sizing each other. The only plot whole is *why* they'd have to be there. Hmm, so dead population or something that recently killed and no one can figure out why because it's not normal. Or something. Bones would make Rodney's jaw drop. Because, well, abrupt and lack of personal skills, at all. And Rodney'd think her science wasn't real science because it wasn't physics or something and she'd give him the smack down. You know she'd have proof of it, somewhere with specific examples. God, that'd be awesome. And Shep and Booth would have long suffering sighs while watching and they just get that weary look for all this.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. (I have to admit, I haven't read Skoosie's HP fics. Yet;)

I would PAY for a Rodney-Bones showdown! I can't decide who I want to win! Oh, wait, Bones. Because then John would "comfort" Rodney. *waggles eyebrows*

Um, a reason for them to go to Atlantis. That *is* the hard part! Maybe someone is killed on Atlantis and all the scientists are under suspicion so they have to bring in outside help? Flimsy, I know, but it's crack!fic!

Wow, I'm going to be thinking about this as I go to sleep. Which I need to do. Night!

[veracity]

Cheese orgy is crack porn. Think about that. *laugh*

I would LOVE to see a Bones-Rodney one. And hey, she might make Atlantis appreciate Rodney's personality issues a lot more. *grins* And John would have to, and you can imagine Booth being pushed into the ocean, can't you? Or Rodney. *laugh* Someone would hit the ocean with those two around.

There you go! Make it Kavangh, since he's not overly liked, so it's more plausible.

How were your dreams of Bones kicking Rodney's butt?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hey, come on now you guys. You've already seen what I can do with Bones, and it's NOT PRETTY! *grins*

[veracity]

Skooooooosssssie, you have to! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Pretty please? Come on, come on! Do iiiiit! Pleeeeeease?

Imagine Rodney and Bones meeting for the first time. You *have* to know the crack would write itself.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Snippets? Snapshots? Anything? *gazes at you with Ernie eyes*

[veracity]

*joins in by waving an Ernie pen around* Mine, mine, mine!

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Let's try this again without errors!

and you can imagine Booth being pushed into the ocean, can't you? Or Rodney. *laugh* Someone would hit the ocean with those two around.

Yes! Booth in the ocean! I can't decide if I want John or Ronon to dive in and save him. Or Teyla!

Oh, sleep. Sadly, I don't get the awesome fannish dreams other people do. Not recently anyway. When I was younger there was that one about building birdhouses with the Ninja Turtles;)

[veracity]

I think Teyla would be awesome in trying to save him. Booth would be spurting over that. And Ronon'd be laughing at him. You know he'd busting a gut. Teyla's nothing like Bones.

I had an SG-1 dream awhile back. Nightmare really, since I was scared, panicking in my dream. The Goa'uld were trying to put a snake in my head. I couldn't wake up, no matter how hard I tried, and no one could save me in the dream. Well, not SG-1 anyone. I don't get the good dreams. Just the scary ass nightmares that makes you wanna cry and hide.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Hee, yes, Ronon would die laughing! John would be (manfully) giggling and trying to hide it because he and Booth *bonded*.

No fair on nightmares! SGA-1 should have rescued you!

[veracity]

He'd be hiding behind Rodney. Especially if Bones was piping mad. Ronon wouldn't care because he could just pick her up and place her elsewhere.

No, no. This was at the SGC, so it was SG-1 that didn't save me. They kinda went "Eh" and then were fighting some other big bad. I have vague memories of Jackson and Jack being there. So it must have been one of those seasons, but I think Cam and Vala were there too.

I have a weird imagination.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

I would *love* for a scene with Ronon picking up and moving Bones. She'd squawk and scold Booth for not helping her, and he'd just look at the size of Ronon and shrug at her.

See, this is why it should have been SGA-1. Because they *would* have rescued you. Shame on SG1!

[veracity]

I would, too. It'd be awesome. I mean, she's teeny in comparision. That'd be *perfect.* Booth would be like, "I can shoot him for you" but wouldn't try and win a wrestling match. He'd just pretend Ronon was a scary ice cream truck head. *grins* And then remember how well therapy's going and go, "...yeah, no."

Jackson's just pouting cause I wanted him to stay dead and keep Jonas.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Booth would tell John about the ice cream truck thing, and John would totally understand. He hates clowns. Then Booth would explain how his awesome therapist was helping him, and John would be skeptical (sp?) and introduce him to Kate. Booth would be horrified and promise to take John to *his* shrink when he next visited Earth. Who would promptly tell John that he's in love with his best friend. Yes.

OMG thought! Booth and John could bond over quietly rebelling against "the man"! Booth's belt buckles, ties, and socks, and John's hair and gay love for Rodney! Well, maybe not that last part until after the therapist visit;)

[veracity]

Oh, yeah. Because you know John's shot at something for his issues. Probably Rodney. *snort* And Kate would look at Booth and thank her lucky stars that she doesn't have to deal with this guy that refuses to admit he's in love with his partner. Nope, she has her own handfuls with the Idiot Train, also known as the expedition. I mean, think about it. Rodney's enough to foist on one person. And Booth would have no clue that she was doing a little jig in her head. Don't frighten the monkeys in cages and all.

Ohh! Yeah, that hair? Totally a rebellion. And, if fanon's believed, making Lorne does his paperwork. *grins* The last part has to wait; maybe John and Booth'd go out drinking Earthside and when John got drunk, he'd spill the beans and Booth'd go (in his own way) 'Well, duh.' Then they'd talk about how the REAL therapist rocked hardcore.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Rodney's enough to foist on one person.

Oh yeah!

YAY for your whole last paragraph! I ♥ it.

[veracity]

Hey, maybe they'd rediscover the Chinese restaurant that went all disappeary. Ohh, and, since they're in DC, they could accidentally run into someone connected to the SGC (not necessarily SG-1, maybe someone like the Wormhole X-Treme guy, Marty or whatever). I mean, hub and all that. Or! Or! Hammond, which would be all kinds of rocking cause he's very gruff like Booth. *nods*

Where's that therapist I can borrow?

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

I miss that Chinese restaurant! That guy knew exactly what to give you to eat! It was amazing.

Hammond, hee!

I'll help you hunt the therapist down, but then I get next crack at him.

[veracity]

It's just the same since Bones isn't all invading his space. Just not quite as fun. Besides, everyone goes to diners. The Chinese place was just cool.

Hammond would be great. Especially if you gave him some of Don's mannerisms, like say, drinking. *grins*

You can have second crack, but I don't know how well you'd do. What with me being crazier than McCrazy.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Exactly! That's what I like about Bones, it's *different*.

If you're crazier than McCrazy, then I should be a breeze for him! Really, I just feel like ranting sometimes, and if it's to a therapist, it's totally justified! Because it's part of your therapy. *nods wisely*