I wanna sex you up

[skoosiepants]

* So I completely flaked on J's cousin's fiance's bridal shower yesterday. I was kicking myself and felt like SUCH a jackass, and then we talked to J's mom today and apparently the bridal shower never happened, because the wedding is called off! So, two things. Yay for me not being a jackass! But boo for whoever was supposed to tell me, because if I hadn't forgotten, I woulda shown up all by my lonesome.

* J's jeep was broken into last night. We lost his iPod, his stereo, and his SCHOOL BAG. Weirdly, it's his school bag that is the most heartbreaking, because it basically had every important paper that he'll ever need for class. He's pretty much expecting to fail out now. It's a steam fitter union class, he's three years in, and I will cry like a tiny Brendon Urie if he fails out. That's pretty much our entire future right there. So. Fun.

* If we're talking short boys in bands, who would be on that list? Let's say I need seven *twiddles thumbs* and that all the Panic! boys are out of the running. So far I've got Pete, Patrick, Andy, Joe and Frank.

Incentive?

“What do you think it is?”

Patrick heaved a tired sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose underneath his glasses. “A boy, Pete. It’s a boy.”

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[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Luckily, he hardly ever used his iPod. Now, if MINE had been stolen, I would've broken down and cried.

I don't know if I can write any body new. I'm just now trying to get mcr down. Maybe I'll just abandon the shortness... not like this story makes much sense, anyway :)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

They totally ransacked his car. I'm suprised they left his bowling ball, but I guess it was too heavy for them? Losers.

What's with people not calling people about important things?! I'm always the last to know!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Thanks, hon *hugs* I think he's going to have to call school, but I don't know what they'll be able to do. It was all handwritten notes and stuff that he's been using for years! It's a mess. I hate people sometimes.

Hee. It took me a few times to even read that typo right :)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Snow White AU! Yes, definitely. It's going to be super fun and probably not make much sense, but YAY!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

DUDE! I AM SO JEALOUS! I wish I coulda gone with you. OKay, so if Panic ever comes near us? We have to go. We have to make a pact or something, like, promising to not actually be a psycho killer and go together. The drive can't be that bad. You took your brother, right? Did he enjoy it? I AM SO JEALOUS!!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I think they'll be understanding about it, but there's not much they can do, and if he doesn't have his notes, he's pretty much screwed. I think he's going to try and get them from another apprentice - 100s of papers that he has to copy. It's such a mess.

I think I'm going to go with Gerard and Mikey, if only because I love them.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

We still have to report it. We wanted to make sure it was covered under insurance and worth the report. His school stuff is all his handwritten notes, hundreds of papers that he's going to have to try and get off another apprentice, since school wouldn't have copies of it. It SUCKS. Oh well, nothing we can do now.

I can't use the Butcher, 'cause I"m using him as the butcher. Hee. He probably won't have any lines, though :)

Girls, YUCK! *laughs* no, it's just hard to write new characters. I don't know if I could get maja right.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Dude, I totally wish you could have come! That would havve kicked all sorts of ass!

OH, totally dude!! If Panic! comes anywhere near us, I'm totally signing that pact, and like, introducing you to my mother so she knows you're not a psycho killer, and we are going. Fo sho.

He was little overwhelmed at first- first concert and all, and it sort of sucked being really really short and being in the 'first-come-first-serve; catagory of line, where there are so many people pushing and right up next to you, but yeah, after a little bit he totally relaxed and chilled out and had fun. He was totally wiped by the time we got out of there- we had to leave early, because the show started late, so we only got like, halfway through FOB's performance, which sucked, but I had to keep my mom in consideration- she had school and work today, and all- but he was totally knackered.

Dude, did you know Merriweather Post Pavillion sells sushi for $8? I got twelve california rolls to munch on during TAI. All of it was delicious, including the food.

DUDE!! Also, completely off topic, but have you been to the somorescene.com place? Because while, like, none of the MCR lj have mentioned it, its got a post saying the Gerard got engaged! To a woman! Can this possibly be real?

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just thought of this, and I scrolled through the comments, and it appears no one else thought of it either for your Snow White dwarves: Dirty! He comes with a dwarf name already! He's pretty short! I know, because he was like, right next to me at one point in the show.

[veracity]

Dude, they're....yeah. Apparently they thought there would be a good resale value of schoolwork. Suuuure, if this was Grease 2, maybe.

Apparently we're not worth remembering, or something. *laugh* I have no idea, but a lead pipe to the knees might help remind them.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Also, completely off topic, but have you been to the somorescene.com place? Because while, like, none of the MCR lj have mentioned it, its got a post saying the Gerard got engaged! To a woman! Can this possibly be real? WHAT?!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

You were near Dirty?!! That's SO EXCITING!

[absitively.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry about J's school stuff; I know that I'd probably curl up and die if all my school stuff was gone from the last three years. I hope there's a way for him to at least recopy everything. He's just not very lucky lately, is he?

Short guys. um. wait. Are you doing a Snow White AU or something here? If you want to branch out into other bands, I'm sure there's people in The Hush Sound or Cobra...

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

He has had the WORST luck this year. It's sucky, but he's more optimistic about it today at least.

I do have Gabe in it already, but he's super tall anyway. I think I'm just going to use the brother's Way. They're average, so they should work. It's totally a snow white AU. I'd say I'd lost my mind or something, but this is not at all surprising, I'm sure.

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

he wasn't that much taller than me... i'm about 5'5" or 5'6"

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!!!! I. WHAT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! OUT OF ALL THE BOYS, I HONESTLY, TRULY THOUGHT HE WAS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY GAY. I just. My whole world is upside down. My mind literally *boggled* when I saw it.

I saw in like, the community chemicalromance someone mentioned it, and then they all dissed the girls on TRL that made noise that sounded like sadness at the announcement, but you know what I think? I THINK IT WAS CONFUSION. Because seriously, have you, in your learning of the history of MCR, come across any mentioning of Gerard having a girlfriend? Because I can't. And this girl, while I'm sure is totally sweet and nice (she's their hair stylist ahahahaha, Gerard, you're gay even when you're straight) is kind of outta the blue.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was like, right next to me in the audio box during +44's set. I was just getting up the nerve to ask him to sign my pants when he left. But yeah! He was right there! He had on a Dirty Saves shirt, and on the back, had sharpied 'Eat Me, I'm rate' or something. I got a video of it.

*grins* It was so cool, dude, even though the girls in front of me were only there for +44, and decided to diss all the other bands and their fans while waiting for their set. They left after +44, though, so we stole their seats to get a better view of FOB.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I am TOTALLY STUNNED. Wow. I can't believe it's true, dude. I think it's gonna take a while to wrap my mind around it - if at all. I have NO WORDS.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

sign your pants! Oh man, I wish you'd done it. That would be the BEST.

Who goes for +44 over FALL OUT BOY? Seriously??

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. I had a convo with a friend afterwards who like, knows nothing about the people I so frequently babble about, but puts up with it because she's nice, and she like laughed at me for like, give straight minutes while I sat and tried to wrap my ehad around it. It just. Gerard, what?! Please explain this straightmo nonsense.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Freakishly skinny snobby girls that talk about no taste in music and how much they hate Fall Out Boy, surrounded by their fans. I have to admit. The girls had balls. They totally could have gotten their asses kicked.

Dude, it was one of situations where I could have asked the sound guy to get his attention and then wave a sharpie at him and gesture at my pants, but I really didn't want to fuck the sound guy up, and like, distract from the music. I caught his eye, though! When my brother was moving to get a better view, he glanced over and I caught his eye and smiled and waved.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to picture you gesturing at your pants and I'm dying, oh my god. Seriously, so good if you'd done it. But smiling and waving! I would've ducked and hid and spied from a distance or something :)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Also, also question: Did Mikey leave the band???? Because I was reading the comments on that page and it's said Mikey had left because he got married? Have you heard anything about that???

He's not straight. He can't be. He had a huge gay love affair with BERT!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

Um, he better not have! *runs to check it out* I don't see that! I thought he was just honeymooning! That just. Okay, they can't do that, not all at once, not ever, alright? They can't go public with the fact the Gee's somewhat not as homo as we all thought and then say that Mikey is leaving the band. Like, I know he thought about it while recording TBP, but it was like, bipolar disorder!

I just. I don't know, but I'm going to cry like a tiny Brendon Urie, to steal your phrase, if this all turns out to be true. I don't mind the engaged thing as much as the Mikey thing, because I just want Gee to be happy, and all. But. I don't know. I'm really confused.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Trent Reznor is only about 5'6".