I wanna sex you up

[skoosiepants]

* So I completely flaked on J's cousin's fiance's bridal shower yesterday. I was kicking myself and felt like SUCH a jackass, and then we talked to J's mom today and apparently the bridal shower never happened, because the wedding is called off! So, two things. Yay for me not being a jackass! But boo for whoever was supposed to tell me, because if I hadn't forgotten, I woulda shown up all by my lonesome.

* J's jeep was broken into last night. We lost his iPod, his stereo, and his SCHOOL BAG. Weirdly, it's his school bag that is the most heartbreaking, because it basically had every important paper that he'll ever need for class. He's pretty much expecting to fail out now. It's a steam fitter union class, he's three years in, and I will cry like a tiny Brendon Urie if he fails out. That's pretty much our entire future right there. So. Fun.

* If we're talking short boys in bands, who would be on that list? Let's say I need seven *twiddles thumbs* and that all the Panic! boys are out of the running. So far I've got Pete, Patrick, Andy, Joe and Frank.

Incentive?

“What do you think it is?”

Patrick heaved a tired sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose underneath his glasses. “A boy, Pete. It’s a boy.”

Comments

[clumsygyrl.livejournal.com]

well, gabe, william, travis are out of the small boys category.

brendon urie is smallish [5'8"]. as is gerard way at [5'9"].

i dunno what's the height cap for tiny?

also i'm v. sorry about the stolen things! how horrible!!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Gabe, William and Travis are out anyway - I'm using them in other ways! Same with Brendon. I could use Gerard, I suppose. They don't have to be tiny, just on the shortish side :) How tall is Bob, do you know?

Thanks, hon. People are such assholes! It's punk kids who hang around our back alley :(

[nudaydreamer.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend (whose brother, like, knows the guys in Fall Out Boy), regarding bandslash: "That's so creepy. What's next, Panic! At the Disco stories?"

Me: *laughs a lot*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* that is so awesome :)

[castoffstarter.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to sit here and laugh because um, what?

Chris Fallner? He's pretty short. Dude, uh, maybe TRad, but he can't really count, right? Anyway, he's not short. When you take Panic! out of the running, I got nothing. =/

But prayers for finding/replacing J's items. *wrings hands*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

They don't technically have to be short, I guess. I just figured dwarves, short dudes, you know. Just maybe the opposite of tall :)

But prayers for finding/replacing J's items. thanks, darlin. I don't get how people can be so rotten, but such is the world

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I vote for the brothers Way, because apparently Ray is over 6', and there's no way bob's a dwarf, and Frankie needs some of his bandmates to keep him company surrounded by all those FOB boys.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Are Gerard and Mikey sorta the same height? I was leaning towards at least Gerard for Frank *g*

[thousandjulys.livejournal.com]

The Hush Sound: Chris Faller.

Gym Class Heroes: Disashi and Eric, maybe DeJesus

Cobra Starship: Not Gabe, obviously, and probably not Alex or Ryland- but their new guy, the drummer? I think he's short. Nate's his name, I think.

Aaand if you're willing to go there, I think Bert McCracken of The Used is smaller than the average boy, but I'd double check (all these) because I'm just namedropping.

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

Not sure about Disashi but Dejesus is definitely short.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I wish I could branch out a little, but I don't think I can take on that many new characters at once :(

[self-sustaining.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I dunno many short band boys, but if you're willing to branch out from what I've seen you write so far, Matt Rubano from Taking Back Sunday is pretty short. Maybe Matt from GCH? I haven't seen him in forever, so I dunno how tall he is. How about Butcher?
Ha, sorry I can't help more than that.

[self-sustaining.livejournal.com]

And also, I don't know you guys that well, but I'm sorry about J's stuff. I would hate to lost my iPod. I can't live without it. =/

[veracity]

*hands over the clue bat* You might want to use it on the idiots who stole his bag. Just saying. And dude, seriously, I can understand the iPod and junk, but his school bag?? God, kids are retardely stupid. You need to move eventually. *nods*

And hey, at least you weren't called at a bridal shower. My mom admitted the other day when calling to tell us about the funeral home arrangements that she forgot me and my godmom. Niiiiice, they can remember a cousin six times removed, but not their own kid. Luckily godmom's cousin called and found out. Mama called us at 11pm Saturday and goes "Oh, I'm sorry! I knew I forgot someone." So, hey, at least it wasn't life or death. *grins*

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

They totally ransacked his car. I'm suprised they left his bowling ball, but I guess it was too heavy for them? Losers.

What's with people not calling people about important things?! I'm always the last to know!

[insipid-paragon.livejournal.com]

* Boo for people lacking a clue and not cluing other people into important info. They fail. But you win, so yay!

* I'm so sorry about J's school stuff! I really hope his school people are at least somewhat understanding of the situation, maybe? I'm aiming a wide-eyed look of heartfelt hopefulness at my computer screen. Poor J--seems like your guy can't catch a break lately...

* I no no one's height, not even my own.

* That was such a pathetic typo I'm leaving it to humiliate myself into typing better in the future. :/

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Thanks, hon *hugs* I think he's going to have to call school, but I don't know what they'll be able to do. It was all handwritten notes and stuff that he's been using for years! It's a mess. I hate people sometimes.

Hee. It took me a few times to even read that typo right :)

[gweneiriol.livejournal.com]

I totally have no idea of short boys in bands but I was wondering, are you doing an AU for Snow White?

If so, *squees*.

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yeah she is, but knowing Skoosie, it'll sort of be totally bastardized and completely, utterly fraught with the gay. but that's okay, because we totally encourage that.

And....Is that John Sheppard in your icon? Next to the lizard? Because that is tiny and adorable, my dear, lol!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Snow White AU! Yes, definitely. It's going to be super fun and probably not make much sense, but YAY!

[twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com]

While you got lucky on the bridal shower scene, the break-in totally fucking sucks. Why the fuck would anyone take a school bag? J must some kind of genius writer to have them that valuable. I really, really hope he doesn't fail out of the thing too- has he talked to his teacher? Will they understand? And if they don't, where do they live so I can kick them in the shins? *sigh* I hope things work out for the best.

Speaking of Pete, Patrick, Andy and Joe: OMGFTW I totally saw them last night in concert! It was really, really, really, really good. My arms are sore from doing the rock hand thing all night, my ankles are like, killing me from jumping around, and let me tell you, I smelled wonderful by the end of it, but oh, man, they are so pretty, and sound so fucking good live its not even funny.

And okay, look. You know how we all coo over Patrick and talk about how tiny and adorable he is? It's true, don't get me wrong. What people fail to mention is that he turns into the sexiest living thing in the universe when he is on stage. I'm serious. I could hardly keep my eyes off him to watch Pete and Joe and Andy. He's. nnnnnrgh. That pretty much sums it up.

In other news: Gabe Saporta is a mad dancing thing! His shirt flies up a lot but as long as your with the cobra, Gabe don't care. And William Beckett be very, very pretty. And he actually sings like he does on the albums, y'know? His voice is that good.

Er, right, this comment is already ridiculously long, so, ta! for now.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

DUDE! I AM SO JEALOUS! I wish I coulda gone with you. OKay, so if Panic ever comes near us? We have to go. We have to make a pact or something, like, promising to not actually be a psycho killer and go together. The drive can't be that bad. You took your brother, right? Did he enjoy it? I AM SO JEALOUS!!!

[druidspell.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Oh man, that sucks hardcore for J. If his teachers don't understand, I'm going to have to hitch a ride up there to beat them about the head.

As far as boys who are not tall in bands... Hm. I'm really only familiar with the very, very short FOB kids, height-wise. But Gerard and Mikey seem like they are not giants, and if you turn one of them into a dwarf, you have to turn the other. It's like... the law.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I think they'll be understanding about it, but there's not much they can do, and if he doesn't have his notes, he's pretty much screwed. I think he's going to try and get them from another apprentice - 100s of papers that he has to copy. It's such a mess.

I think I'm going to go with Gerard and Mikey, if only because I love them.

[d-copper.livejournal.com]

Given the fact that it is broken into and I assume you have reported it to the police, can you not ask J's lecturers for extensions of time or for some kind of consideration? I assume most teaching facilities do not want their students to fail.
*hugs* I really am sorry to hear about the bag. It would be my worst nightmare too.

I am thinking really really hard and I can only think of the Butcher from TAI. Dirty is pretty short too and...if you are willing to break all grounds, Maja is short-ish.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

We still have to report it. We wanted to make sure it was covered under insurance and worth the report. His school stuff is all his handwritten notes, hundreds of papers that he's going to have to try and get off another apprentice, since school wouldn't have copies of it. It SUCKS. Oh well, nothing we can do now.

I can't use the Butcher, 'cause I"m using him as the butcher. Hee. He probably won't have any lines, though :)

Girls, YUCK! *laughs* no, it's just hard to write new characters. I don't know if I could get maja right.

[absitively.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry about J's school stuff; I know that I'd probably curl up and die if all my school stuff was gone from the last three years. I hope there's a way for him to at least recopy everything. He's just not very lucky lately, is he?

Short guys. um. wait. Are you doing a Snow White AU or something here? If you want to branch out into other bands, I'm sure there's people in The Hush Sound or Cobra...

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

He has had the WORST luck this year. It's sucky, but he's more optimistic about it today at least.

I do have Gabe in it already, but he's super tall anyway. I think I'm just going to use the brother's Way. They're average, so they should work. It's totally a snow white AU. I'd say I'd lost my mind or something, but this is not at all surprising, I'm sure.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Trent Reznor is only about 5'6".

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

He's seriously that short? Wow.

I don't think I'd have the first idea how to write him :)