seriously, whatever

[skoosiepants]

We had an insurance adjuster come take a look at our basement today. This is just one more thing we don't want to have to do, but whatever. I guess it's nice that we'll get a new rug out of it. And a new wall.

Um. It's monday, I'm BORED.

Okay, so if Andy and Spencer got into a fight, who would win and why?

Who wants to read an AU where Pete is a school bus driver? And not because it's a job but because he honestly loves it, and he knows all the kids on his route and he always makes sure to wait that extra three minutes in front of St. Michael's because little Sam is always running late, and he let's Zachery chat his ear off in the bench seat right behind him and he occasionally makes them sing songs in round, and his favorite ever are field trips, because he's sometimes allowed to help chaperone inside and stuff. And! Maybe Patrick has a kid! (I like giving him kids) And they just moved onto Pete's route and Patrick's kid is suddenly always talking about Pete and how cool Pete is and about jokes Pete tells - which Patrick doesn't think are age appropriate, even though they aren't really bad - and Patrick is kind of suspicious about Pete and he starts walking his kid down to the stop and making it a point to talk to Pete and Pete instantly loves Patrick and is all over him and they start 'accidentally' bumping into each other at other places and things happen! Maybe!

What if Ryan was actually a robot? Would that story be heartbreaking or hilarious? I can see it going either way. Oh, oh, it's like SMALL WONDER!! Only less suspicious, because seriously, who wouldn't actually know that Vicky was a robot? Seriously? She slept in a closet! She had no inflection in her voice - which, Hi, Ryan!! hi!! - she wore the same CREEPY DOLL LIKE clothes EVERY DAY. Ryan would be more like Data, maybe.

If Brendon and Frank accidentally got into a dance-off, who would win and why?

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[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Okay, but wait. Wait. Okay, can you picture that entire scenario you just mapped out with the manuals and everything only where Ryan is NOT ACTUALLY A ROBOT. I'm just amazed by how hilarious that would be, oh my god. The MANUALS! Only maybe with Brendon and Jon writing them, because Spencer might have to be on Ryan's side when Ryan starts getting pissy about them.

[keraha.livejournal.com]

*DIES* Okay. Yes. Spencer is definitely necessary as the much needed voice of reason (according to Ryan). Although that means Jon and Brendon are in charge of the manual. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PERSONAL SPACE.

Would this be part of the school!AU? Because the image of Bob finding the manual in the recycling bin (because Ryan is teaching his students the 3Rs) and reading it is too beautiful. You'd see his eyes skim the first few lines, then aha! It explains everything! Ryan is a robot! (Bonus points if he reads indicators of affection like, "Creepy staring =/= flirting!" and puzzles over Ryan's behavior. Is he flirting with all of the children? Is that even possible? Surely he wouldn't have been hired. Besides, Ryan stares at everyone creepily. Even him. :O !! )

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Hee! It could be! Brendon and Jon keep slipping notebook papers into his school stuff that say things like SMILING LETS THE OTHER PERSON KNOW YOU ARE HAPPY and YOUR EYES MAY LEAK OCASSIONALLY, THIS IS PERFECTLY NORMAL and Ryan gets so angry and tosses them out and Bob READS THEM!