still sick, but William is my new favorite

[skoosiepants]

Since a great deal of William’s unhappiness in life is because of a certain rat bastard Marine corporal, William assumes the whole mess is Lacey’s fault. This is only cemented by the fact that Asher – sexy Asher, with her shapely calves and breasts – answers Lacey’s door in his t-shirt and boxers.

“I’m very disappointed in you, Corporal Asher,” William says, because he is. That rat bastard Lacey is a sneaky son of a gun, undeserved of her attentions.

Asher arches an eyebrow. “Did you need something, Dr. Beckett?”

William is all set to spout a pithy remark when Lacey appears behind Asher’s shoulder, naked as a jay, and while on the surface Lacey is an attractive specimen, William must remember that underneath the skin Lacey’s some sort of crab demon, with extra legs and eye stems.

William says, “You’ll not tempt me with your devil ways,” and Asher tilts her head in question. Lacey just scratches his balls and grins really, really evilly. William swallows hard, because Lacey’s evil grin has none of the endearing qualities that Gabe’s has. “Have either of you seen Captain Gabe?” he asks.

“I imagine he’d be in his own quarters, Billy,” Lacey says, still unabashedly naked, and William has to admire his complete lack of a social conscious. Polite company dictates some sort of dressing, yet there Lacey is, in all his rat bastard glory. Lacey’s evil grin dips into an evil smirk, and he says, “You’re staring.”

William’s cheeks heat. “Of course I am,” he says, all false bravado, really, because William is staring, and Lacey will never let him live it down. This abstinence business is messing with William’s head, not to mention the fact that his body thinks he’s fourteen, and fourteen had been a perpetually horny year for William – horny, clumsy, and growing like one of those capsules that insta-expand into a dinosaur or a washcloth when soaked. Under normal circumstances, a bare-assed Lacey would make him want to vomit his last four meals.

Asher leans up against the doorjamb, cocking a distracting hip. “Is that all?”

There is really something fabulous about Asher’s legs. William’s no slouch in the limb department - and he’s a boy besides – but he’s just the slightest bit envious.

“I’ll just, uh, go find Gabe, then,” William says, and when the door slides closed, he applauds himself for keeping cool. He’d lost entirely too much money to the swear jar the day before.

Comments

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

I am in love with your brain. No, seriously. How are you so amazing? It defies the laws of physics for that much amazingness to exist inside of one brain.

I just - oh man, even after William and Lacey get together William is still going to refer to him as "that rat bastard" in his head, isn't he?

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Dude, okay, so I didn't even THINK of William/Lacey, and now my brain is going that way *shakes head* It's all your fault! Now I don't know what I'm going to do :)

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

you're kidding. No seriously, you have Bill checking out a naked Lacey, a Lacey who's smug about his nakedness getting a rise *cough* out of William, and you're telling me it didn't occur to you?

You lying liar who lies! J'accuse!

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

seriously! I'm serious here! This is my serious face!!!

[clayeer.livejournal.com]

i can't wait. its actually like waiting for a new series to start.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Eeeee!! I think I've only got a couple more scenes to write for this one :)

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

Jesse! Jesse, that rat bastard, is possibly *my* favorite. ILH, and I'm pretty pumped for more Supersaturation-verse.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

He's Williams Arch Enemy!!

[bluelittlepig.livejournal.com]

Under normal circumstances, a bare-assed Lacey would make him want to vomit his last four meals.

Sure William, keep thinking that :D

Your snippets are like trailers in that they leave me wanting more and raise my excitement for the fic. The difference is that your fics live up to the snippet more that most trailers to their movies.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Awwww, thank you, hon :)

William has nothing but PURE DISGUST for Lacey :)

[captain-bookcat.livejournal.com]

ooh, another snippet! I grow increasingly excited for the entire fic. :D

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

Yay!!! I have a few quirks to work out, but it's almost done :)

[britchick5000.livejournal.com]

So excited!! William is my very favourite :)

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

William is so much fun!!!

[carnilia.livejournal.com]

Okay, so here's my confession: although I very seldom comment, I read every fic you post. I've never been even the least bit disappointed by one of them, and every time you post something new I feel a joy akin to that of Brendon in a candy shop. I am always too shy to comment because I'm intimidated by your level of awesome, but I have decided to throw caution to the wind from now on! So, please imagine that I have already squeed at you about all those fics because, trust me, the squeeing happened. It was just that you didn't see it hidden in the corner over there.

I absolutely adore William's inner monologue; the precision of word choice is just hilarious. But then, Skoosie, THEN. You talked about Vicky-T's amazing legs, and I thought to myself, 'Yes, William, I spent quite a long time looking at them on Friday, and you are correct in your assessment!' Okay, look, I've never even seen SGA, and I'm in love with this 'verse.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

*laughs* thank you so much, hon! I'm glad you like my stuff, and that you find them amusing :) I think William's word choices are exactly why he's so much fun to write. He's so distinctive!

You talked about Vicky-T's amazing legs, and I thought to myself, 'Yes, William, I spent quite a long time looking at them on Friday, and you are correct in your assessment!' hee! I have never seen them in person, but I do so love her legs myself :)

[carnilia.livejournal.com]

I highly recommend seeing them in person. You could do thisby going to one of the remaining dates of the current Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Tour, or this summer's Warped Tour. They will be displayed on stage for your viewing pleasure.

Also there'll be some music or something.

[skoosiepants.livejournal.com]

I totally should except no one will see them with me. my friends are lame.