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So I promised this a while ago, then my mind wandered, and now I've actually gotten around to writing it, and it's not a fic, not really. Enjoy.

download The Ballad of Spencer and Ryan, Kindred Spirits

When Gerard and Mikey Way first lay eyes on Ryan, Ryan knows he isn’t what they were expecting.

“You’ll have to go back,” Mikey says with a frown, but Gerard just smiles and says, “We’ll work something out, okay?” and pulls him into a hug.

Then he says, “Welcome,” and, “Don’t mind Mikey.”

Mikey slides his hands into his pockets and tips his head back, eyeing Ryan up and down. “Ever milk a cow?”

Ryan eyes Mikey up and down right back. “Have you?” he asks, because Mikey looks like he’s never worked a day in his life, immaculate coat tailored tight along his slim build.

Gerard laughs and claps Ryan’s shoulder. Gerard has a friendly face and big, pretty eyes and his hand, when he slips it into Ryan’s, is calloused and warm. “You’ll do fine,” he says, tugging him along as he starts down the train platform. “Come on. Wagon’s waiting.”

*

Ryan has never been off of the orphanage grounds where he grew up, and he’s never had a room of his own before.

There are tiny, faded flowers on the bedspread, pink and lavender sprigs tied with blue ribbon. There is blue molding along the garret ceiling, the walls a yellow cream, and there’s a tree just outside the window, huge and thick-limbed and perfect, just perfect for climbing.

Ryan sits on the narrow bed and clutches his bag on his lap and prays they let him stay forever.

*

Patrick and Pete live across the fields. The Way brothers’ cow always gets out and wanders into Patrick's vegetable patch, and then Ryan and Pete scratch their heads and talk about all the ways they could get her out without actually getting her out. Patrick yells a lot, but Pete tells Ryan not to worry about it, he’s all bark.

Pete laughs while Patrick turns nearly purple and then he gathers him up in a spine-cracking hug and Ryan averts his eyes with a smile. He hears Patrick sputter, then sigh, and then Ryan glances over, under his lashes, and Patrick is sort of slumped into Pete, almost resigned but mostly just bewilderingly pleased.

They leave the cow. Later, Gerard comes over and lures her out with a bucket of oats.

*

Ryan has been living with the Way brothers for about two weeks when he meets Spencer at a garden party. He’s better dressed than Ryan and sort of looks snobby until he smiles. He smiles and his whole face is beautiful and Ryan immediately knows they’re kindred spirits and meant to be best friends until the end of time.

Spencer just arches an eyebrow when Ryan informs him of this, but he doesn’t dispute it. He lets Ryan hook their arms together and drag him around the lawn and then Spencer says, “Wait, c’mere,” and pulls him down towards the little babbling brook at the edge of the grounds.

There are boys there. Not slim, neat boys like Ryan and Spencer, but dirty, mucky boys splashing in the shallows and Spencer waves and says, “Hi, Jon,” and a hint of red tops Spencer’s cheeks.

Ryan is horrified.

One of the boys – Jon, presumably – swipes his palms on his pants and grins and rocks back on his heels and says, “Hi, Spence,” with a very slight lisp. He’s so provincial, and Ryan can’t understand why Spencer is staring at him in that embarrassingly besotted way.

Another boy clambers up the slope and drapes himself across Jon’s back and shoulders. He’s dressed marginally better, but he’s just as dirty and he’s got ridiculous specs on the end of his nose and he grins at them. It’s a sly grin, and it rubs Ryan completely wrong. Ryan straightens up and looks as far down at him as he can. He’s taller, and on higher ground, so it works remarkably well.

Or it would have worked, if the boy hadn’t been so irksome. He smiles even wider and says, “Hello, you’re new,” and Jon jerks his gaze off Spencer – really now – and seems to see Ryan for the first time, and he’s so friendly looking that Ryan really can’t be rude, no matter how much he wants to be. He shakes the hand Jon offers, but tries his level best to ignore the other boy entirely.

The other boy says, “I’m Brendon,” though, and bounces into Ryan’s space without any hesitation.

Ryan stumbles backwards and almost falls, except Brendon catches his wrist just in time.

“You’ve got lovely eyes,” Brendon says, then laughs, ruffles Ryan’s hair – Ryan ducks away from the touch, but it doesn’t do much good – and then he takes off, calling over his shoulder, “Come on, Jon,” and, “Stop mooning over Spencer,” and, “See you later, Ryan Ross,” even though Ryan never remembers giving him his name.

Ryan decides, just as readily as he’s decided that Spencer is his bosom friend, that he hates Brendon very, very much.

*

Ryan is a lot of trouble, Mikey thinks. They have to have one of the Urie boys come over and milk the cow – which can’t last, since the Urie boys have their own chores, as Mrs. Urie always makes a point to stress - since Ryan has yet to even touch her, and Mikey suspects he’s even a little afraid of the beast.

Mikey is not much better, but that’s what they supposedly have Ryan for, since neither Gerard nor he has any experience with farms and farming. They inherited this one from their grandmother, and Gerard was ridiculously enthused about keeping it going and now they’re just two men and a boy living on a piece of land that’s hardly turning any profit at all.

Gerard says he’ll supplement their income with freelance advertising drawings or whatever, but still. It’s the principle of the thing.

Ryan doesn’t seem to get along with the Urie boys or Andy, either, their closest neighbors besides Patrick and Pete. Well, the Urie boys tease him, particularly Brendon, the scamp, and Mikey thinks Andy’s simply got it in his head somehow that Ryan’s up-to-no-good, which is silly. Ryan’s flaky and prissy and writes in his little journal for hours on end, but he’s not up-to-no-good. Mikey will say that for him.

“He’s good for us,” Gerard says and grins at him.

“He daydreams,” Mikey counters. They’re on the front porch, and Ryan is just down by the road, picking at the long-stemmed dandelions, body tall and slight against the dying light.

“And you don’t?” Gerard laughs.

“Yes, but.” Mikey throws up his hands. “It’s on you, then,” he says, and then his mouth twitches. “I suppose between the three of us we can figure out how to milk the damn cow.”

continues here

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Date: 2007-05-22 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fluffontop.livejournal.com
Aw. Love it! Anne of green gables bandslash, yay, and with so much detail in such a short piece. Ryan! Spencer as his bosom friend! Jon and Brendon as annoying, mucky, enchanting boys! The Way Brothers! Pete and Patrick! The Way Brothers' cow! Loved it!

I am so fond of good, detailed au's, and your writing is fab as always!

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! 'Anne of Green Gables Bandslash' sounds so odd *laughs* but it's so much fun, and god. I've just started another LM not!fic. It's like a disease or something :)

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Date: 2007-05-22 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liveintrees.livejournal.com
So... this whole thing where you want me to have your babies? I am totally up for that. Also. *keeps you forever*


Seriously, Anne of Green Gables is one of my favourite books, and you really, even though this is a not!fic, did it justice. And the casting! Completely perfect.

Um so, pls more? Can this maybe grow up and become a real fic? *makes eyes at you*

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
hee! thank you! I'm not sure about more of this not!fic, but I've started another LM not!fic, because I am such a dork :)

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Date: 2007-05-22 07:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] civilbloodshed.livejournal.com
Ah--dude, Anne of Green Gables not!fic? You really do have the best ideas. Jon and Brendon would so play in the dirt, because Jon is a boy and Brendon likes to get dirty, and the Way bothers...I think you know how I feel about this. I want Gerard to adopt meeeeee!

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*is proud* My mind works in such wacky ways :)

I want Gerard to adopt meeeeee! *laughs* Okay, there really needs to be a Gerard + baby fic, you know. It doesn't even have to be his, so long as he's cuddling it or something!

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Date: 2007-05-23 07:29 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] civilbloodshed.livejournal.com
It doesn't even have to be his, so long as he's cuddling it or something!

I just spent a whole minute giggling my butt off, imagining Gerard nagging Mikey to get with the making babies part already!

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Date: 2007-05-23 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
oh god, he'd be so good as an uncle. he'd spoil the kid!

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Date: 2007-05-22 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thousandjulys.livejournal.com
I haven't even READ Anne of Green Gables but I'm completely smitten with this ficlet. And, as always, with seemingly everything you write, I didn't want it to end :)

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*beams* thank you!

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Date: 2007-05-22 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castoffstarter.livejournal.com
*loves until the end of time* Just what the doctor ordered. My hard drive just crashed and the external drive fried itself somehow.

This fic cured all whining.

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Oh dude. Everything crashed? *pets you* That totally sucks, but I'm glad this cheered you up some :)

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Date: 2007-05-22 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kws136.livejournal.com
Ohmigod. I love your boys! Every freakin universe you put them into, and they somehow work! I love it!

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Hee! Thank you!

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Date: 2007-05-22 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-la-fae.livejournal.com
*gives you big wet kiss on the cheek* I love you, your brain works in wonderous, fantastic ways, I love that 'Gerard is kind of gorgeous' is one of your tags, I also love that its totally true, and you do totally have the best ideas.

I love, love, love this. Mikey Way! Heehee, I totally typo-ed for a second and wrote 'Milky Way' ahahahahaha Ryan Ross! Gerard! I love the hug at the beginning- its so totally Gee. I love the closing line. And Jon Walker. And everything. *g*

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*g* thank you, hon! Gerard adopting anything is, like, a hug in itself. If that makes any kind of sense. And Gerard is all sorts of gorgeous, so I must proclaim the word!

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Date: 2007-05-22 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notshybutsly.livejournal.com
Oh I love this. Stuck up Ryan, messy Brendon, Spencer and Jon all in like plus Mikey and Gerard! It's just perfect.

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thank you!

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Date: 2007-05-22 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temporalrose.livejournal.com
Oh geez. Y'know, this is making it harder and harder to keep from being sucked into the world of bandslash. First your beach fic, and now this? I love Anne of Green Gables, read the whole series kind of love, and this is so awesome and so very much in the same voice. It makes me want to go and re-read one of L.M.'s anthologies of happy little fluffy stories. And read more Panic!fic even though really, I have no idea who these people are.

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
You must be sucked in! It's inevitable! *grins* I love everything LM ever wrote. And! I'm working on another LM not!fic (the blue castle, one of my favs) with these boys - you should go look up pictures! - and I also, in the Ryan-as-Anne world, kind of want to do the lady of the lake scene, with the sinking boat, and Ryan clutching a pillar in the river like a drowned rat and Brendon simultaneously laughing at him and coming to save him and all :)

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Date: 2007-05-22 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insipid-paragon.livejournal.com
There is so much goodness in the world, and you just tipped the scale for Good liek whoa with this. I'm kinda torn between sputtering with amazed, spazzy glee and staring with my jaw hanging open, speechless.

Except...except...now I'm remembering Matthew...*sniff* and That Scene in the field and *sniffsniff*

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Thank you, hon! My mind is a scary place :) Oh, the Matthew scene. God, I love Matthew. OH, and now I'm thinking about Gerard dying, and it cannot be!!

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Date: 2007-05-22 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneechan19.livejournal.com
So, this not!fic? Should become an actual fic. Especially if it contains Jon/Spencer. :D

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*g* I might write more not!fic in this world, but I'm definitely writing another Jon/Spencer not!fic in another LM world, because it's so much fun :)

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Date: 2007-05-23 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pressdbtwnpages.livejournal.com
Oh man, my entire childhood just came rushing back to me.

This is awesome, although it's totally a mean teaser because now I want to see Ryan attempt to bake and sew and dye his hair and fall in love with Brendon.

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Ryan is so proud! He will not love Brendon! And then Brendon will be sick and Ryan will realize he's totally in love with him and then they'll get married and have lots of child--oh, wait. Um.

I want to write the lady of shallot scene! And the PUFFED SLEEVES DEBACLE!

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Date: 2007-05-23 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pressdbtwnpages.livejournal.com
Oh, AnneRyan!

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Date: 2007-05-23 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absitively.livejournal.com
Wait. This is not!fic? Well, Not!fic should become actual!fic. We need milkmaid!Ryan. :)

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* It's the perfect role for him!

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Date: 2007-05-23 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] softlyforgotten.livejournal.com
Ahaha omg words do not express my love. Moreeeeee! XD ♥

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*beams* thank you!

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Date: 2007-05-23 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yetunknown.livejournal.com
hee! *flails*

it's precious. I love orphan-Ryan who's so stubbornly himself. also, Brendon and Jon as messy boys + Spencer's smile + Ryan daydreaming = two thumbs up!

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Date: 2007-05-23 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thank you! Ryan is the perfect Anne Shirley really :)
From: [identity profile] elfiepike.livejournal.com
i maybe giggled through this entire thing. bosom friends! milking cows! the premise & happenings are so very l.m. montgomery. ♥
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* glad you liked this! thanks for reading :)

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Date: 2007-05-23 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elle-dritch.livejournal.com
I. I'm just a little bit in love with you. Brendon as Gilbert. Spencer as Diana. Oh, GerardWay. Oh, Mikeyrilla. Oh, God, little Ryan with his big orphan eyes and his big orphan cap, and PeteandPatrick.

Seriously, love. ♥ I would give you my last bit of cake if you wanted it, that's how much in awe I am of you.

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Date: 2007-05-23 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Hee! I'm so glad you liked this; thank you :)

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Date: 2007-05-24 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com
Aww. I would have liked to read about Ryan breaking a slate over someone's head, but this is awesome as is. BOYS.

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Date: 2007-05-25 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*laughs* thank you! I'll probably write a few more scenes from this 'verse :)

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Date: 2007-05-25 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] proteinscollide.livejournal.com
Oh, I would love to see more of this. Ryan as Anne ! And of course Spencer would be his bosom buddy. Everything is perfect, which is why I got to the end and just wished there was more. But what's there is awesome. =) Thank you for sharing.

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Date: 2007-05-25 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed this - I'm thinking of writing a few more scenes :) They're too perfect for this world!

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Date: 2007-05-25 09:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gweneiriol.livejournal.com
*squees happily*

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Date: 2007-05-27 12:00 am (UTC)

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Date: 2007-07-20 02:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] xcarex.livejournal.com
Oh, oh, *clutches*. The idea of bandom boys running around rural PEI just amuses the hell out of me. This was absolutely precious!

Um, thouhg, it makes me a little sad, too... because it'll be a cold day in hell before any of these dudes grace the Atlantic provinces with their presence, and I'll continue to mope. Or go broke flying places to see them. :/

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Date: 2007-07-21 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*laughs* thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed this :)

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Date: 2007-08-06 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misspamela.livejournal.com
Oh my god, this is exactly what I needed to read. *loves and loves*

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Date: 2007-08-06 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*laughs* thank you! I couldn't help myself :)

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Date: 2008-12-21 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lowered-voice.livejournal.com
Oh my god my god my goddd. Dude. DUDE. My jaw literally dropped when I saw this. Anne of Green Gables? Secretly pretty much my favorite book ever. Sh.

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Date: 2009-01-05 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*laughs* I hope you enjoy this total crack then :)

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