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Hmmmm... Scooby Do anyone? Not sure how I feel about this part, the darker backdrop was giving me trouble with their voices, and I still don't think it's spot on, but eh *shrugs* It's crack. I also know fuck-all about architecture, but I like giving Harry descriptive hobbies, don't I?

Oh, and happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] littleleggylulu!! *dances* *does The Robot* *flips disco switch* *summons sparkly boys*

And on one more note: Dudes, Robert Pattinson is a fox *licks* but he's totally a crack muppet. Oh, [livejournal.com profile] nunshavingfun, I shall be forever grateful to you for that! Best. Description. Evah!

Diagon City: Prologue


Diagon City
Part One

One year earlier…

The gothic castle rose out of the clean lines of Diagon City like an anomaly; sharp, black spires atop narrow towers and deep, jewel-toned shards of glass making the sleekly angled chrome high-rises seem dull and flat. Harry gaped a bit in awe as they wound their way up the zigzagging road, and a flash of lightning spliced the night sky in half, sending a pleasant buzz past his jaw and down his spine.

The windshield wipers squeaked along the glass, catching and smearing half-frozen droplets of rain.

“Creepy.” Ron flexed his fingers on the warm vinyl of the steering wheel. Old Bessie was a trooper on the steep hill, engine protesting with a thready whine, but gears catching with the reliability Ron loved about the junky boat of an auto. Ugly to look at, but solid as a tank and loyal as a setter.

“It’s fascinating,” Hermione countered. She leant forward from her position in the back, resting her elbows on the tops of Harry and Ron’s seats. “I mean, it’s been six months. How in the world could something like this be built in just six months?”

Ron eyed her through the rearview mirror, one red brow arched. “Creepy,” he repeated. “Remind me again why we’re doing this?”

“Because for some strange reason he’s going to let me look at the papers,” Harry said, “and--”

“See,” Ron cut in, “it’s the ‘strange reason’ part that worries me. This bloke is scary as shit, Harry.”

Hermione smacked his shoulder. “Aren’t you the least bit curious? Six months!”

Ron snorted. She seemed a bit stuck on that part. “I’d rather be curious from somewhere safe. Some place, say, without a fucking dungeon.”

“Technically, it’s an oubliette,” Harry pointed out absently, as if that made any difference at all.

Ron slanted Harry an incredulous look. “Who the fuck cares? It’s a dungeon!”

“It’s actually a hole in the ground with,” he made grabby motions with one hand, “a hatch as the only entrance.”

“Impossible to escape,” Hermione added. “Can you imagine the claustrophobia and sensory deprevation involved?”

“Oh wow, now I’m ten times more excited to see this place,” Ron enthused with a roll of his eyes. “Maybe Riddle’ll give us a hands-on look at it. I’ve always wanted to die in a bloody hole.”

“Now you’re just being ridiculously melodramatic, Ron,” Hermione chastened, although it wasn’t surprising. Ron was often ridiculously melodramatic. He insisted it was part of his charm.

Another slash of lightning coaxed a distant crack of thunder from the thick, moist air, and Harry breathed, “Damn,” reverently, pressing into the dash and angling his head up as they drew close to the front gates. They were immense, heavy, with thick bars of wrought iron, wicked spears topping each rung. “Ring the bell, would you?”

Ron scowled. The entire estate gave him the willies, but he rolled down his window and pressed the callbox. Then the gate gave a loud groan and slid back on itself, parting down the middle to admit them onto the sweeping curve of a circular drive.

“I thought this was a big party, Harry,” Ron grumbled, even more apprehension coiling in his guts. The place looked empty. And, oh yeah, creepy. The redhead was rarely cold, his body heat often scorching enough to set dry paper aflame, but a chill settled at his fingertips in the open air and he rubbed them on the rough wool of his trousers as he tentatively accelerated past the gate.

“It is. I imagine they’ve just got the autos hid away. Look,” he gestured at the massive wooden doors caged by gray-gold buttresses, a sliver of light arcing into the night as they swung slowly inward, “valet, I’ll bet you.”

Hermione took a deep breath, stirring a few curls of hair. The bushy locks had been pulled back in a knot at her nape, but they were curling free in the humidity, stray strands fluffing out around her face. “Well. Are we ready?”

“Now or never,” Harry said, and Ron shifted into an idle park at the top of the drive, waiting as the assumed valet made his way stone-faced down the steps towards them.

“All right, then.” She shot Harry and Ron a nearly electric grin, then bounded out of the auto, flashing a level of enthusiasm she hardly ever showed outside of a library. There was something odd and off about the castle, something inherently wrong, and she was determined to figure out exactly what it was.

Harry slid out of the passenger seat and tugged at his tie, eyeing the domed vestibule overhanging the front steps with something akin to lust. God, he loved architecture; loved the melding of curved lines and sharp points, the echo of exterior trappings throughout interiors, the play of form and function. He loved the clever mixtures of periods, the stamp of time visible in the aesthetics of ancient structures… the revival of the old to blend with new innovations. And the castle looming above them was especially interesting, the chambers inside rumored to be precise replicas of the Riddles’ ancestral keep.

Ron handed over Old Bessie to the waiting valet with a wry, apologetic quirk of his mouth, and trudged reluctantly after his two clearly barmy friends. Loud barks of laughter and amused voices floated out from the open door, though, and the heavenly scent of food wafted past him when they stepped inside, relaxing a good many of his reservations. Crab. He definitely smelled crab. And something garlicky.

Food had the amazing effect of always boosting Ron’s mood.

“Brilliant,” he crowed, clapping his hands together. Then he hooked a thumb over his shoulder with a grin. “I’ll be over by the buffet if you need me.”

Honestly, Ron, can’t you at least wait ‘til we’ve said hello to Mr. Riddle?”

He cocked his head, giving Hermione a mock-quizzical frown. “I see your lips moving, but it’s a shame I can’t hear you.” His grin broke free again when Harry failed to stifle a chuckle. “The siren call of crab puffs and toast points are drowning you out.”

Ron.” She tapped her foot, hands resting on her hips, lips pursed.

“Seafood waits for no man,” he said. If there was any sort of pie at all, he’d do a Scottish jig. Dungeon? Who’s scared of a little oubli-what’sitsname when there was all manner of tarts to eat?

Ron pivoted on his heel, sniffing out the refreshments like a bloodhound, and with a long-suffering sigh Hermione trailed after him, leaving Harry to make excuses to their host. Ron’s mouth – hands, feet, brain (or lack there-of) - tended to get him into trouble. By unspoken agreement, they tried not to let the redhead out of their sight in public.

There was a healthy crowd of people. Not a huge crush, but enough to warrant a line or two in the daily press. Although, according to her boss, anything at all about the mysterious castle was fodder for the newspaper. Hermione was keen on finding a real story, though, and kept an eye out for anything especially intriguing as she made her way towards the buffet table that lined one entire wall.

Predictably, Ron’s mouth was already full, a butter cracker at his lips and free hand reaching for a wedge of cheese. His grin was full of crumbs, and Hermione pinked a bit in embarrassment, fighting the urge to cover her face and pretend she didn’t know the large, brown-suited redhead with appalling social etiquette. It was Ron. He’d once gotten his hand stuck in a honey jar ala one jolly, round yellow bear.

Only small smatterings of guests were milling around the spread, picking like birds, and Hermione murmured, “What a complete waste.” She could swear there was a mass of shelled shrimp that weighed more than her and Ron put together.

“I’m sure Mr. Riddle wouldn’t mind wrapping it up for you after we’re through,” an amused voice drawled, and Hermione narrowed her eyes on a slim, dark man with tilted eyes and rather pretty lips.

“Excuse me?”

Those lips curved upward in a closemouthed grin, dimples flashing below high, nicely rounded cheekbones. “The food,” he went on, gesturing towards the table. “If you don’t want it wasted, I’m certain we can convince Mr. Riddle you’d put the leftovers to good use in the city. Homeless shelter, perhaps?”

Hermione got the distinct impression the man was laughing at her, though she didn’t think the subject matter was particularly funny. Still, she took the offer at face value and swallowed her suspicions. “I think that would be much appreciated,” she said stiffly.

“Indeed.” His black-brown eyes shone brightly. “Blaise Zabini,” he introduced himself, outstretching a hand.

“Hermione.” She slid her palm against his, the pen callous along her middle finger rough against his strangely soft skin. “Hermione Granger.”

TBC...

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Date: 2005-11-18 09:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mierette.livejournal.com
“Seafood waits for no man,” he said. If there was any sort of pie at all, he’d do a Scottish jig. Dungeon? Who’s scared of a little oubli-what’sitsname when there was all manner of tarts to eat?

Ron + pie = OTP :)

Scooby Do anyone?

Are you going to make Seamus the dog again?!

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Date: 2005-11-18 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Are you going to make Seamus the dog again?! *giggles* Nope, but that would be funny :)

I think this story is getting wildly out of hand already...

And I think I'm gonna re-write this chapter again. Still don't like it :(

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Date: 2005-11-18 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonysshadow.livejournal.com
Eee, I love it! (I seem to say that alot whenever I read something of yours....)
But Ron, I mean, in theory, I don't like Ron, but he's so adorabl ein here. Tihi, and I'm even starting to appreciate to Hermione/Blaise.

SKOOSIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEEE?

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Date: 2005-11-18 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* Well, I love Ron, so I think that shows :)

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Date: 2005-11-18 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dixi19.livejournal.com
I love your Ron, I always do, he's just fabulous with his food, I think he has some new version of ADD, like ADHD but for him it would be ADFD.

I'm so not an AU person, but your stories are just delicious (following the food theme)!

Blaise! *twirls you* Though I have to say that the way he appeared out of nowhere reminded me of Lurch! As long as he bears no resemblance I'm cool!! ;)

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Date: 2005-11-18 07:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
ADFD! *laughs* that's perfect!

Though I have to say that the way he appeared out of nowhere reminded me of Lurch! I so didn't think of that! No, doesn't look remotely like him, but that's a hilarious vision :)

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Date: 2005-11-18 12:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insipid-paragon.livejournal.com
*tackle hugs Ron for being so thoroughly Ron*

*tackle hugs Harry so he doesn't feel left out* (And for letting a chuckle escape at “I see your lips moving, but it’s a shame I can’t hear you.")

*tackle hugs Blaise/Hermione because they're just so darned cute together*

*tackle hugs Skoosie for being brilliant*

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Date: 2005-11-18 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*tackle hugs back* This is going to be totally formulaic (word?) I think, but I love playing with cliches!

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Date: 2005-11-18 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insipid-paragon.livejournal.com
Word. Formula is fun. Especially when talented writers (such as yourself) are aware of it, because then you can play with it and shape it into not-formula-formula.

And your new icon is...well, it's left me speechless. But fortunately, not emoticon-less, so I shall say: :D

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Date: 2005-11-20 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
PIE!! I think I was on crack when I made that. Wait. I'm always on crack.

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Date: 2005-11-20 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insipid-paragon.livejournal.com
And *that* icon is...muh...*giggles like a schoolgirl*

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Date: 2005-11-18 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandrainthesun.livejournal.com
I totally forgot that I wanted to tell you how much I loved the new story. Or the beginning of a new story. I'm hoping for more.

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thanks! I hope I can write more... my brain/muse is so very flighty these days :(

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Date: 2005-11-18 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Awesome. Your chapters are to me what food is to Ron. Cannot WAIT to see Riddle.

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thanks!!

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Date: 2005-11-18 01:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mima-soo.livejournal.com
i think that we are missing some pie...

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:00 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2005-11-18 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanor-sarah.livejournal.com
Rob Pat is gprgry gprgry dishy dishy

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Dude, so very pretty. And he's always drawing attention to his mouth. yum.

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Date: 2005-11-19 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elanor-sarah.livejournal.com
Is he? *eyes* *licks*

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Date: 2005-11-18 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nunshavingfun.livejournal.com
I got confused when I read your post and my name was on it. :D I think I may just have to learn to make icons just to make crack muppet icons. I wanna read this story really badly but I have to go. -_0 but I will be back. To comment in a way that relates to me reading that. Oh yes!

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
CRACK MUPPET! You have to make a crack muppet icon! Or I'll make you a lame one... I just went on a pic spree and downloaded all the purty images. *drools*

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Date: 2005-11-19 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nunshavingfun.livejournal.com
I tried making one and failed. I didn't even get the dimensions right. I should use a tutorial or just give up. :D

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Date: 2005-11-20 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Hee. Well. Here's a lame one that I tried to make for you. You don't have to use it, I was just having fun :)

Image

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Date: 2005-11-20 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nunshavingfun.livejournal.com
That is great! Have you seen the ultimate crack muppet picture though?

Image

Whoa!

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Date: 2005-11-20 06:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*cracks up* you are so right! Dude, what the hell happened to him??? *giggles* looks like he was ambushed by some fuzzy animals or something - the electric mayhem perhaps? *laughs*

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Date: 2005-11-20 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
:D See what I meant! It's nuts! It looks like fozzie told one of his jokes to him.

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Date: 2005-11-18 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seratonation.livejournal.com
:D thats a good start, I love that Hermiones a journilist, and harrys strange facination with the thunder was cool, and Ron was awsome. I can sort of see where this is going thou... Mr. Riddle's alternate Identy is... dun dun daaa, Voldemort *gasp* lol, I had to say that. But really cool start i cant wait for more :D:D

And did i mention i love your ron * “I see your lips moving, but it’s a shame I can’t hear you.” His grin broke free again when Harry failed to stifle a chuckle. “The siren call of crab puffs and toast points are drowning you out.”* Yeah i laughed at that too

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* This is going no where good, that's what :) But first! There must be some horrible accident to create Voldemort! *giggles*

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Date: 2005-11-18 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sushinase.livejournal.com
me thinks i love you. too incoherent to leave proper review.

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:04 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2005-11-18 07:54 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] civilbloodshed.livejournal.com
So is it just me, or are you making a point of not describing Blaise's skin color?

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
I don't think so, at least not purposely. I used "dark-skinned" in the prologue. For once I'm doing canon!Blaise :)

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Date: 2005-11-18 08:50 pm (UTC)
ext_5946: (Default)
From: [identity profile] civilbloodshed.livejournal.com
That's awsome 'cause I'm seriously in love with your icon. *drools*

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Date: 2005-11-19 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-knightley.livejournal.com
Ohh... I've just watched 'Batman Begins' so I'm so getting this! Please don't leave me in suspense too long... I want to know what Hermione and Harry's superhero names are! And do they have costumes?

I'll lick your feet if there is spandex or lycra involved. And a cape, somewhere...

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Date: 2005-11-19 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
I'll lick your feet if there is spandex or lycra involved. And a cape, somewhere... *giggles* you know it! capes, codpieces, rubber suits!!

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Date: 2005-11-19 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] be-a-rebel.livejournal.com
“Now you’re just being ridiculously melodramatic, Ron,” Hermione chastened, although it wasn’t surprising. Ron was often ridiculously melodramatic. He insisted it was part of his charm.

That is SO Ron. :)

“Seafood waits for no man,”

OMG, I totally love Ron! That was damned funny. May Ron's ardour for food never die. Oh and I love the part about Harry's lust for architecture. Such an original characterization! I'm loving this fic Skoosie!

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Date: 2005-11-19 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thanks! Ron was giving me the most trouble in this scene, but then I was like - FOOD! Just add food, skooz, just add food.

*glares*

Date: 2005-11-21 10:39 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
dammit, Skoosie! You've got me assigning these people SUPERPOWERS. Superpowers! It's insanity. I hope you're happy. :P
-Mae Bob-
P.S. Sorry I haven't been commenting, it's been crazy, but I swear I've been reading!
P.P.S. Are they all superheroes? Or...wait...I'm confused. But that happens all the time so I wouldn't feel badly by it.

Re: *glares*

Date: 2005-11-21 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Mae Bob!!!!
Sorry I haven't been commenting, it's been crazy No worries, it's been crazy for me too :)

Are they all superheroes? Or...wait...I'm confused. But that happens all the time so I wouldn't feel badly by it. *giggles* Dude, all of them, yes. So cracked. Well, except for maybe Gin and Nev, who will pop up now and again :)

Re: *glares*

Date: 2005-11-21 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dude, all of them, yes. So cracked. Well, except for maybe Gin and Nev, who will pop up now and again :)
Whoa, then what are they?!? Gin could've been...erm..Sparkplug!...or something. See, this is exactly why I don't write crackfic...

-Mae Bob-

Re: *glares*

Date: 2005-11-22 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Sparkplug You are so close to Harry's alter ego it's not funny. Only it is :)

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Date: 2005-11-21 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] incoherenteye.livejournal.com
Your depiction of Ron has always been adorable. <3ron to the fullest.

Oh I can't wait for the next part.

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Date: 2005-11-22 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
*grins* thanks!!

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Date: 2005-11-23 08:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kws136.livejournal.com
I was right. I can't read something of yours and NOT like it. Superpowers! I can't wait! ...do they already have them, or must they, too, be "created," a la (and I can't believe I'm saying this) "Fantastic Four?" Hmm...spark plug. The possibilities. The ability to create small org... no. You wouldn't do that. Lightning. Yes, lightning. That's ... safer. And Ron, hmm. "The Human Trash Compactor," perhaps? Able to eat large quantities of food at a single sitting? As for Hermione ... nope. I got nothing. Well done!

~Kate

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Date: 2005-12-08 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Ah, good ol' LJ, just sending me this notification today *shakes head*

The ability to create small org... no. You wouldn't do that. Lightning. Yes, lightning. That's ... safer. *giggles*

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Date: 2006-04-23 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
i am disappointed
that this will never
be updated again, apparently.

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Date: 2006-08-10 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
oooohhhh wow i love love love this! actually to be quite fair...i just love all of your harry potter fanfiction! i just LOVE it!! are you planning on writing more Diagon City?!!? ppplllleeeeaassseeee do! ....*otherwise serious sulking occurs and i don't like regressing to my apeman-like sulking grunts and snorts* hehe ....loves LoLa xxxx

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Date: 2006-08-11 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skoosiepants.livejournal.com
Thanks! Unfortunately, my muse checked out on this one, but you never know :)

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