Ugh, I fail so much! I completely missed the John thing!
Okay, I'm kind of pissed. Weir isn't my favourite, but I like her, okay? I hated the idea of her and John together, but I really liked her. And, okay, Sam is all well and awesome in SG1, but that's the point: SG-1. I kind of do not want! about her in SGA. Do not be coming up into my show and messin' shit up, kind of thing. I don't know. Maybe its left over aggression from today at work when this condescending bitch of a co-worker nearly got pulled into the walk-in freezer for a bit of chat involving a frozen packet of soup. That shit is fucking hard as a rock, and she'd have been eating out of straw for a week.
ALSO. Hey. I had this idea from watching Dear Frankie (if you have not watched this movie, Skoosie, your life is not complete. Like Gerard's life is not complete without metaphors) about hey! AU! So, okay, Frank is deaf, okay? It was like, meningitis (sp?) when he was a kid. He's this short, punk ass college kid with piercings and tattoos and a manic laugh and kind eyes and dyed hair. And he's okay with the fact he can't hear anything. Sometimes, its for the best. Plus, he can bait all the assholes he wants, right? He'll read their lips as subtly as he can, and talk trash about them in a completely normal voice, but when things look like he's going to get his face pounded in, he'll pretend not understand something, and pull out hearing aid, and god, to see their faces! All that anger and rage and 'I'm-going-to-pound-you-into-the-ground-you-fucking-midget's, god, it all just melts away, and the guilt and apologies comes aflowing while Frank cackles evilly inside.
And Gerard tells him one day, one day, he's going to bait the wrong person, and Gerard will have to pick him up from the hospital, and that will just not be any fun for anybody involved, will it? Because Gerard hates hospitals (its the needles, and the obscene cleanliness of everything) and Frank is not only going to have sore face, but a sore ego when Gerard (and his mother. His mother will throw a coniption fit to end all conniption fits if he ends up in the hospital for a broken face.) rips it to shreds.
But besides the lectures on not getting Phil-the-400-pound-linebacker angry enough to pound Frank into the dirt, Gerard and Frank are pretty much hopelessly in love, okay? The only thing Frank really regrets about not hearing is not being able to hear Gerard sing. And he never mentions it, or anything, but, starting one day early on in their relationship, Gerard came over to Frank when he was singing, knelt down by Frank's chair, and held Frank's hand to his throat, and Frank. Frank couldn't hear it, but he could fucking feel it, and that's almost as good as the real thing.
SKOOS. I CAN'T WRITE. PLEASE WRITE THIS FOR ME. YOU WOULD MAKE IT FUNNY AND PERFECT, AND IF I DID IT, IT WOULD BE BAD!FIC. Pleeeeeeeeeease! *puppy eyes*
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Date: 2007-09-29 10:18 pm (UTC)Okay, I'm kind of pissed. Weir isn't my favourite, but I like her, okay? I hated the idea of her and John together, but I really liked her. And, okay, Sam is all well and awesome in SG1, but that's the point: SG-1. I kind of do not want! about her in SGA. Do not be coming up into my show and messin' shit up, kind of thing. I don't know. Maybe its left over aggression from today at work when this condescending bitch of a co-worker nearly got pulled into the walk-in freezer for a bit of chat involving a frozen packet of soup. That shit is fucking hard as a rock, and she'd have been eating out of straw for a week.
ALSO. Hey. I had this idea from watching Dear Frankie (if you have not watched this movie, Skoosie, your life is not complete. Like Gerard's life is not complete without metaphors) about hey! AU! So, okay, Frank is deaf, okay? It was like, meningitis (sp?) when he was a kid. He's this short, punk ass college kid with piercings and tattoos and a manic laugh and kind eyes and dyed hair. And he's okay with the fact he can't hear anything. Sometimes, its for the best. Plus, he can bait all the assholes he wants, right? He'll read their lips as subtly as he can, and talk trash about them in a completely normal voice, but when things look like he's going to get his face pounded in, he'll pretend not understand something, and pull out hearing aid, and god, to see their faces! All that anger and rage and 'I'm-going-to-pound-you-into-the-ground-you-fucking-midget's, god, it all just melts away, and the guilt and apologies comes aflowing while Frank cackles evilly inside.
And Gerard tells him one day, one day, he's going to bait the wrong person, and Gerard will have to pick him up from the hospital, and that will just not be any fun for anybody involved, will it? Because Gerard hates hospitals (its the needles, and the obscene cleanliness of everything) and Frank is not only going to have sore face, but a sore ego when Gerard (and his mother. His mother will throw a coniption fit to end all conniption fits if he ends up in the hospital for a broken face.) rips it to shreds.
But besides the lectures on not getting Phil-the-400-pound-linebacker angry enough to pound Frank into the dirt, Gerard and Frank are pretty much hopelessly in love, okay? The only thing Frank really regrets about not hearing is not being able to hear Gerard sing. And he never mentions it, or anything, but, starting one day early on in their relationship, Gerard came over to Frank when he was singing, knelt down by Frank's chair, and held Frank's hand to his throat, and Frank. Frank couldn't hear it, but he could fucking feel it, and that's almost as good as the real thing.
SKOOS. I CAN'T WRITE. PLEASE WRITE THIS FOR ME. YOU WOULD MAKE IT FUNNY AND PERFECT, AND IF I DID IT, IT WOULD BE BAD!FIC. Pleeeeeeeeeease! *puppy eyes*
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Date: 2007-09-30 01:28 pm (UTC)Deaf!Frank? I don't know, I don't think I could pull that off!
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Date: 2007-09-30 07:41 pm (UTC)Sure you could! Bah. Someone should write it, in any case.
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Date: 2007-09-30 07:57 pm (UTC)