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Ah, 2009. The year of the Twitter, and of my blossoming love for Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas. Weird times, people. Weird times.
( FIC OF 2009 )
( FIC OF 2009 )
Too Cool For School -or- Brian O’Connor: Undercover Hall Monitor
2,000+ | PG-13 | Brian/Dom
With his other hand, Dom palms the back of Brian’s neck, presses their foreheads together. “You’re alright, junior-year,” he says.
A/N: This is a PARODY of the first movie – like a ten second send up or something - masquerading as a shitty high school AU, with bonus Rome, because he cracks me up. This is completely dumb, makes little to no sense, but it made me giggle. I wrote it within the span of scant hours, I may’ve been high: read at your own risk.
( Too Cool For School -or- Brian O’Connor: Undercover Hall Monitor )
2,000+ | PG-13 | Brian/Dom
With his other hand, Dom palms the back of Brian’s neck, presses their foreheads together. “You’re alright, junior-year,” he says.
A/N: This is a PARODY of the first movie – like a ten second send up or something - masquerading as a shitty high school AU, with bonus Rome, because he cracks me up. This is completely dumb, makes little to no sense, but it made me giggle. I wrote it within the span of scant hours, I may’ve been high: read at your own risk.
( Too Cool For School -or- Brian O’Connor: Undercover Hall Monitor )
WHEN IN DOUBT, PUT THEM ON SGA.
No, wait, really, DOM AND BRIAN ON ATLANTIS. MAKE THIS HAPPEN. BRIAN CAN BE IOA!!!! DOM CAN BE A MARINE! THEY RACE PUDDLEJUMPERS OR SOMETHING, WORK WITH ME HERE!!
In other news: I'm two half-scenes away from finishing up Hobo Joe \O/
No, wait, really, DOM AND BRIAN ON ATLANTIS. MAKE THIS HAPPEN. BRIAN CAN BE IOA!!!! DOM CAN BE A MARINE! THEY RACE PUDDLEJUMPERS OR SOMETHING, WORK WITH ME HERE!!
In other news: I'm two half-scenes away from finishing up Hobo Joe \O/
So I'm not good with people! I'm actually really terrible with people! So, um, Shonna, Lesa, Allie - I'm either going to say really stupid shit or not say anything at all (I clam up! It's embarrassing!), so I apologize in advance if I act like an asshaty spaz on Friday. Hopefully I will be fine! It's, like, the way the wind's blowing any given day or whatever. ALSO: FALL OUT BOY. GABE. I AM ALREADY WORRYING ABOUT THE BATHROOM SITUATION (PUBLIC TOILETS ARE FRIGHTENING).
Which does not actually bring me to my next point, but: in one scene in Hobo Joe I felt like I was making Bob just the littlest bit John McClane-like, and THEN IT CAME TO ME: MCR DIE HARD AU.
You can either go with Die Hard With A Vengeance, where Frank is Zeus! Bob and Frank!! They have to figure out clues and Bob wants to beat Frank a lot and it's awesome! Or you can do Live Free or Die Hard, where there's Bob, and there's hacker Mikey! Gerard can be there, too, there's no rules here! BOB CAN KILL A HELICOPTER WITH A CAR IT'S TOTALLY WITHIN HIS MEANS. Gerard can wring his hands a lot and Mikey can be all computer geeky and blase, like, OOPS THAT BLEW UP OH WELL HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD GO VISIT WARLOCK (WHO IS FRANK!)
WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL RUSHING OFF TO WRITE THIS!?
ALSO: FAST AND FURIOUS? BEST MOVIE EVER. Or, I just have a weakness for Vin Diesel. This is possible. But, seriously, the SEXUAL TENSION, I'm not just making it up. It's even better than all that eye-fucking in the first one, I really wanted to watch it over and over again. And then read more Brian/Dom fics (which I think I've finally run out of, someone get on writing more please and thank you!)
Which does not actually bring me to my next point, but: in one scene in Hobo Joe I felt like I was making Bob just the littlest bit John McClane-like, and THEN IT CAME TO ME: MCR DIE HARD AU.
You can either go with Die Hard With A Vengeance, where Frank is Zeus! Bob and Frank!! They have to figure out clues and Bob wants to beat Frank a lot and it's awesome! Or you can do Live Free or Die Hard, where there's Bob, and there's hacker Mikey! Gerard can be there, too, there's no rules here! BOB CAN KILL A HELICOPTER WITH A CAR IT'S TOTALLY WITHIN HIS MEANS. Gerard can wring his hands a lot and Mikey can be all computer geeky and blase, like, OOPS THAT BLEW UP OH WELL HEY MAYBE WE SHOULD GO VISIT WARLOCK (WHO IS FRANK!)
WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL RUSHING OFF TO WRITE THIS!?
ALSO: FAST AND FURIOUS? BEST MOVIE EVER. Or, I just have a weakness for Vin Diesel. This is possible. But, seriously, the SEXUAL TENSION, I'm not just making it up. It's even better than all that eye-fucking in the first one, I really wanted to watch it over and over again. And then read more Brian/Dom fics (which I think I've finally run out of, someone get on writing more please and thank you!)
