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Ah, 2009. The year of the Twitter, and of my blossoming love for Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas. Weird times, people. Weird times.

FIC OF 2009 )
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* MY KNEE HURTS. HURTS, HURTS, HURTS. APPARENTLY I WRENCHED IT BY GETTING MY ANKLE CAUGHT ON A BABY-GATE? THUS PROVING THAT I AM OFFICIALLY OLD. MY DAD IS DRIVING ME TO WORK, HOW PATHETIC IS THAT? HE LIVES 25 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME AND IS RETIRED. I FEEL KINDA BAD.

* [livejournal.com profile] nunshavingfun HAS CONNED ME INTO WRITING SOCKO/SPENCER SHAY, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED. I'M AS BAFFLED AS YOU. /ICARLY

* GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDSON OR WHATEVER OF SUPERSATURATION WILL HOPEFULLY BE UP BEFORE XMAS. THERE IS BRENDON AND SPENCER AND ZACK HALL AND STERLING KNIGHT AND TINY CLONES AND DISTURBING IMAGERY SUCH AS LITTLE BRENDON CALLING RYAN MOMMY.

* I'M ONLY ABOUT 2000 WORDS INTO MY [livejournal.com profile] sodamnskippy GIFT FIC, WHICH IS SAD-MAKING, BUT I'VE DECIDED THAT JON WALKER TALKS TO CATS IN IT AND IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT ZAC EFRON WANTS TO EAT KEVIN'S SOUL.

THAT IS ALL.
skoosiepants: (iCarly - Sam and Freddie)
Gives Me The Butterflies | PG-13 | 3,000+
Sam/Freddie-ish.

“You used to be dapper,” Carly says. She pokes Freddie in the head, cautiously, like she’s afraid his hair will grow limbs and attack her. “I admired your sense of Yuppie fashion, does your mom know you look like this?”

A/N: Freddie goes to college and stuff happens. So, whatever, for people who don't watch iCarly, Sam is a tiny blonde who can beat the shit out of you with one hand and eat a piece of fried chicken at the same time (she's AWESOME), Carly (Miranda Cosgrove!) is sweet and sassy, Freddie is the tech producer who tapes their web show, and Spencer is Carly's eccentric artist older brother/guardian. This fic doesn't have much of a point, except Sam and Freddie are kind of trying to define themselves without Carly. Title comes from Soundgarden's Outshined.

Gives Me The Butterflies )
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I have decided that I am going to try reading actual paper books this summer! Instead of fanfiction! I don't know if it'll work, but we shall see. So, anyway, you should tell me what's good to read! I like comedy, teens, romance, time-travel, dogs, horses, sci-fi, historical fiction, etc. I don't like anything heavy or depressing. I don't mind having to think, but I'm hugely disapproving of long, boring descriptions, no matter how accurate or whatever. I'm afraid I have a low tolerance now for epithets, sloppy POVs, use of "lover" (oh god, shoot me), and, seriously, hate, hate, hate something that's overly-wordy for no purpose at all, but just because the author likes to write about flowers or bicycles or sunsets or clothes or quidditch (hi, JKR) - bleh. ANYWAY, I'm sure you all can suggest something to read that isn't going to make my eyes bleed and my brain ooze out of my ears. Summer fun!

I've got 27 pages of utter Kevin/Mike high school AU crap, but whatever, I'm still trucking. I figure I'll just write and write and write and then go back and slice it apart and put it back together into something that maybe makes sense and doesn't suck, but no promises.

Also, I'm SO TEMPTED to write iCarly het, because Sam and Freddie are so adorable together and Sam is like my favorite character on TV right now and iCarly rocks, even J likes it.

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